Subject: Sorry for all the trolls
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Posted on: 2011-12-20 22:13:00 UTC
Here, have some troll repellant. It also does a reasonable job of preventing 1% critical hits from killing your characters and countering mech spam.
I drifted here recently by accident and read many of your Anti-Mary Sue adventures, which I liked. And so I've decided to join the PPC.
I'm a writer by heart and soul, and a nerd by mindset. I'm a lover of Fantasies, Adventures, Actions, and Science Fiction genres. I'm also an avid video gamer, a history nut, a cartoonist, and a lazy bum.
My favorite fandoms are: Fire Emblem (Blazing Sword and Sacred Stones), Super Robot Wars (more on the Original Generation Series), Getter Robo Armageddon, Final Fantasy IV and VI, Harry Potter, Megaman Battle Network (4 to 6), Megaman Starforce, Pokemon, Harvest Moon (FoMT and DS), Call of Duty (4 to 7), and Advance Wars.
Now that I'm done introducing myself, I'll go to the PPC Cafeteria and get me some Mess Hall duties while awaiting orders.
Once more, Good Day to all of you!
Welcome to the PPC, Aile. Give me a moment to roll out the welcome cake. It's made with chocolate and cheap liquor.
And it's always nice to see another SRW fan.
Welcome to the club! Have this chocolate cactus in welcome! Don't eat it, feed it to a Sue and watch the taipan venom within do its dreadful work. *evil grin*
Hi, have some fudge!
And for that, I will share you the site's link that I've went into. Since most of us are probably too traumatized with what we see in the internet all day that our brains are adapting to frequent mind rapes, I'll just give you the link on the said site. But first:
BE WARNED! YOU WILL BE ENTERING THE UNCANNY ZONE, NO TURNING BACK NOW! YOU MUST BE 18+ AND WILLING TO LET GO OF THE COMMON KNOWLEDGE ABOUT MYTHICAL AND MAGICAL BEINGS AS WELL RELATIONSHIP AND LOGICAL BOUNDARIES BETWEEN HUMANS AND MONSTERS WHILE IN BROWSING SITE!
http://www.monstergirlunlimited.com/forum/
You will need a lot of Bleeprin after going in there if you didn't like what you have seen and read. The good thing about the fandom is that the plot of the entire set-up is almost undetermined and the canon is more of a guide and less of a story, making fanfic writing about it easier (depends on the writer). Bad thing however is that it revolves on the Id personality.
Anyway, good luck and have fun browsing the site that I've shared.
Greetings, new friend! Have some Peruvian Instant Darkness Powder.
Have a Random Shiny Object, and some Bleeprin. *stabs trolls*
Welcome to the Board! Here, have some chocolate won't you? Also, it appears we have a minor troll problem... (Stabs one)
Welcome to the madness! *shoots passing troll with EMP gun*
Have this hovering Christmas tree! Just don't try to water it, I'm still cleaning up after the time I did that...
Ooh, if you're going to the Cafeteria, be sure to try the custard... ignore the fact that it looks like molten scenery from Twilight. For that matter, ignore the fact that it is molten scenery from Twilight.
How does that work? Just out of curiosity; if it's a new software patch that interferes with troll brain electricity or something, I'd like a copy.
Trolls have virtually no higher brain functionality, so the EMP overloads their underdeveloped brains and will at the very least incapacitate them until they can be... disposed of.
That's a handy thing to know. Must get an EMP gun as soon as possible...can anyone point me to Mad Scientists 'R Us?
Well I made mine from the remnant's of a shrunken Star Destroyer's ion cannon (loooonnnng story), but I'm sure DoSAT will have something you can use...
Much easier to find DoSAT than Evil Scientists 'R Us. Thanks for the tip! :D
Thank you for welcoming me into the fold.
I can't help to notice the fact that I have a Doppelganger already and saying "LOL phail harder". I thought my account got hacked by someone and changed my password immediately.
Anyway, I also found a strange fandom about monster girls (not Touhou). I won't talk about the site nor share the links to protect your sanity, find it youself.
I checked out their fanfic forum and I'll give them credit on being good at writing and great at killing Sues and Stus.
Here, have some troll repellant. It also does a reasonable job of preventing 1% critical hits from killing your characters and countering mech spam.
Hi!
I also happen to be an avid gamer! I think a lot of the people here are too. I love Final Fantasy IV and VI as well, but I've only ever played the DS version of IV.
In any case, have some rainbow pudding!
Please ignore the other person down there claiming to be me, that's a troll.
Anyway, Welcome! Good to have you here. Another history lover huh? Awesome! For your welcome gift I present to you this genuine psudo-antique, semi-magical, egyptian-roman-celtic artifact of POWER! Don't worry, It perfectly safe...I think...
And look, it's a Fire Emblem fan! Sweet!
*fistbump*
Well, I'm a former FE fan, but hey, it's nice to see more Fire Emblem people enter the fold!
Here, have some Monteverdi for the road: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQCOr8UiS7I
Welcome to the group! I certainly hope you enjoy your time here.
I'd give you something, but I'm afraid all of my welcome gifts were eaten by a pack of rabid beavers. Fierce beasts, them.
Welcome to the PPC! Have some hydrophobic water. It's more entertaining than a lava lamp, guaranteed!
I present to you a bag of plastic, polyhedral, random-number generators. Use them wisely.
One small point before I go: We are anti-bad writing. That covers a wonderfully awful range of things from Mary Sues to poorly written crossovers, bad slash, and everything in between. Feel free to explore the Wiki to see what sort of horrors you can find. The world is your bi-valve mollusk, as they say.
Also, try not to breathe if you find yourself in the kitchen. And don't ask too many questions about what is in the pots, especially if someone is hitting said pot with a spoon and saying, "get back in there! Get back in that pot, you." Just saying...