Subject: Welcome, newbie!
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Posted on: 2011-11-29 23:11:00 UTC
You live in a swamp, you say? Have this swamp dragon that somehow followed me home! Make sure you're careful around him, though - they have a tendency to explode without warning...
Halloo, halloo, I'm Japicx, the Swamp Wizard, and I would like to extended warmest greetings to all of you from my humble marsh hut. Overgrown though it is with all manner of fungi, I still have access to the Giant World-Spider's Web that I find so fascinating, where I happened to stumble upon your delightfully quirksome group. I'm still not quite sure what your purpose is, but I hope to lend my bog magic in any way you deem helpful.
Well met, rookie! Please enjoy this high-powered speedboat as a welcoming gift.
Welcome to the Board! Have a sentient, acrophobic RC airplane!
Wait, if it's sentient and remote-controlled, which is more powerful: the plane's own will or my remote control? This reeks of slavery and sadism, especially if I could make it fly higher than it's comfortable with, being acrophobic and all.
You live in a swamp, you say? Have this swamp dragon that somehow followed me home! Make sure you're careful around him, though - they have a tendency to explode without warning...
We love new people! Here, come on in!
And have yourself some Bruno Maderna for the road: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tp05zqyECY
I, too, am something of a newcomer. Even so, welcome a-Board!
Here, take this 55-gallon drum of candy! It *totally* at no point contained any Vietnam-era herbicides with unpleasant pasts.
Swamp Wizards ... Are they in any way related to Marsh-wiggles?
I'm fairly new myself, but welcome aboard! Have some chocolate-peanut-butter homemade cookies.
Greetings, new friend! Have . . . uh . . . one of those boats that floats across swampland with the giant fan. That thing. Yeah.
This will come in handy. Maybe now those shrieking eels will stop biting at my feet when I fly around the swamp on my broomstick.
Hi, have some fudge!
I'm new here myself but welcome to this hidden labyrinth of barely controlled insanity mixed with an awe inspiring dedication to duty and a steely eyed determination to rid the world of the plague of badfics that overrun otherwise good sites such as my beloved Fanfiction.net (i.e the Pit)
Have a Discworld swamp dragon model, it'll fit right in! :)
Welcome to the Board! Have some chocolate, won't you?
What are your fandoms, btw?
I am not too heavily into any one particular fandom, but I have enough general knowledge to recognize when fic authors have twisted their source canon too far. If I had to pick a main fandom, it would be North American graphic novels, particularly more "literary" ones (for example, the works of Chris Ware and Craig Thompson), but I'm also a big fan of Scott Pilgrim.
But I'm eager to help out with anything.