Subject: Good to have you a-Board!
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Posted on: 2011-11-29 18:16:00 UTC
Greetings, new friend! Have . . . uh . . . one of those boats that floats across swampland with the giant fan. That thing. Yeah.
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It Came from the Swamp by
on 2011-11-29 09:26:00 UTC
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Halloo, halloo, I'm Japicx, the Swamp Wizard, and I would like to extended warmest greetings to all of you from my humble marsh hut. Overgrown though it is with all manner of fungi, I still have access to the Giant World-Spider's Web that I find so fascinating, where I happened to stumble upon your delightfully quirksome group. I'm still not quite sure what your purpose is, but I hope to lend my bog magic in any way you deem helpful.
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Greetings! by
on 2011-11-30 13:27:00 UTC
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Well met, rookie! Please enjoy this high-powered speedboat as a welcoming gift.
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Welcome! by
on 2011-11-30 02:57:00 UTC
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Welcome to the Board! Have a sentient, acrophobic RC airplane!
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Re: Welcome! by
on 2011-11-30 03:15:00 UTC
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Wait, if it's sentient and remote-controlled, which is more powerful: the plane's own will or my remote control? This reeks of slavery and sadism, especially if I could make it fly higher than it's comfortable with, being acrophobic and all.
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It's your choice... muahahaha! (nm) by
on 2011-11-30 05:04:00 UTC
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Welcome, newbie! by
on 2011-11-29 23:11:00 UTC
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You live in a swamp, you say? Have this swamp dragon that somehow followed me home! Make sure you're careful around him, though - they have a tendency to explode without warning...
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Oh hai there! by
on 2011-11-29 22:00:00 UTC
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We love new people! Here, come on in!
And have yourself some Bruno Maderna for the road: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tp05zqyECY -
Welcome! by
on 2011-11-29 20:52:00 UTC
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I, too, am something of a newcomer. Even so, welcome a-Board!
Here, take this 55-gallon drum of candy! It *totally* at no point contained any Vietnam-era herbicides with unpleasant pasts. -
Welcome on board! by
on 2011-11-29 20:52:00 UTC
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Swamp Wizards ... Are they in any way related to Marsh-wiggles?
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Hullo there by
on 2011-11-29 19:53:00 UTC
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I'm fairly new myself, but welcome aboard! Have some chocolate-peanut-butter homemade cookies.
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Good to have you a-Board! by
on 2011-11-29 18:16:00 UTC
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Greetings, new friend! Have . . . uh . . . one of those boats that floats across swampland with the giant fan. That thing. Yeah.
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Thanks for the Boat by
on 2011-11-30 05:35:00 UTC
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This will come in handy. Maybe now those shrieking eels will stop biting at my feet when I fly around the swamp on my broomstick.
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Re: It Came from the Swamp by
on 2011-11-29 17:07:00 UTC
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Hi, have some fudge!
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Hello and welcome! by
on 2011-11-29 14:24:00 UTC
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I'm new here myself but welcome to this hidden labyrinth of barely controlled insanity mixed with an awe inspiring dedication to duty and a steely eyed determination to rid the world of the plague of badfics that overrun otherwise good sites such as my beloved Fanfiction.net (i.e the Pit)
Have a Discworld swamp dragon model, it'll fit right in! :) -
Hello! by
on 2011-11-29 14:14:00 UTC
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Welcome to the Board! Have some chocolate, won't you?
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First plover! by
on 2011-11-29 13:45:00 UTC
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What are your fandoms, btw?
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Re: First plover! by
on 2011-11-30 03:13:00 UTC
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I am not too heavily into any one particular fandom, but I have enough general knowledge to recognize when fic authors have twisted their source canon too far. If I had to pick a main fandom, it would be North American graphic novels, particularly more "literary" ones (for example, the works of Chris Ware and Craig Thompson), but I'm also a big fan of Scott Pilgrim.
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Re: First plover! by
on 2011-11-30 03:30:00 UTC
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But I'm eager to help out with anything.