... I don't know where that came from.

Hi! I'm Scribe. I'm new. (My second name is Captain Obvious, by the way.)

I regret to say that I found this organization through TV Tropes while looking for legendary badfic to spork instead of doing homework.

Wait... I'm not sure if that is actually a bad thing or not.

Anyhow. I also regret to say that I took your Wiki's advice and proceeded to read Celebrian as an initiation ritual. Without reading the summary beforehand. Please, please, someone hand me brain bleach. I only got through the first chapter before I had to go cleanse my brain with The Hobbit and some PPC missions.

Ignore my ravings, please. I tend to go off on strange tangents without warning.

With all that said, might I say that I am a fairly extreme Doctor Who fan, and the utter raping of canon in some of those stories that were sporked made me literally scream at my computer in a rage. Just... no. No.

Thank everything holy that I haven't read any Naruto fanfiction since xXxbloodyristsxXx uploaded Time Of Your Life.

I have no idea what I wished to accomplish with this rambling, strange, and frankly quite creepy train wreck of a post, but here I am! Brand spankin' new, and already very slightly insane and bleeding from the ears.