Subject: welcome
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Posted on: 2011-11-29 00:34:00 UTC
First, have some bleeprin to eliminate your memories of whatever manner of abomination you saw. Second, stay away from Cthulhu, until the smell of badfic wears off, he may try to eat you.
... I don't know where that came from.
Hi! I'm Scribe. I'm new. (My second name is Captain Obvious, by the way.)
I regret to say that I found this organization through TV Tropes while looking for legendary badfic to spork instead of doing homework.
Wait... I'm not sure if that is actually a bad thing or not.
Anyhow. I also regret to say that I took your Wiki's advice and proceeded to read Celebrian as an initiation ritual. Without reading the summary beforehand. Please, please, someone hand me brain bleach. I only got through the first chapter before I had to go cleanse my brain with The Hobbit and some PPC missions.
Ignore my ravings, please. I tend to go off on strange tangents without warning.
With all that said, might I say that I am a fairly extreme Doctor Who fan, and the utter raping of canon in some of those stories that were sporked made me literally scream at my computer in a rage. Just... no. No.
Thank everything holy that I haven't read any Naruto fanfiction since xXxbloodyristsxXx uploaded Time Of Your Life.
I have no idea what I wished to accomplish with this rambling, strange, and frankly quite creepy train wreck of a post, but here I am! Brand spankin' new, and already very slightly insane and bleeding from the ears.
Hi! Have some fudge! Sorry, I don't have any laced with Bleeprin, but maybe a sugar rush will help?
Welcome to the Board! Here, have some chocolate, and enjoy your stay!
Greetings, new friend! Help yourself to the sack of venomous arthropods. Don't worry; they don't bite!
You've read IT? I don't know what to say, really. Here's some Bleeprin for you, you're going to need it.
Aside from that, welcome to the Board! Here, have a walking desk. It's great for traveling but not so great for working. What other fandoms are you into?
Holy cow! Big question!
Let's see... Trigun (although not enough to go on missions for it, I'm just starting to watch it), Avatar: The Last Airbender, The Hobbit (I regret to say that I'm not really into the rest of LotR), Harry Potter, Maximum Ride (which, by the way, jumped the shark in the third book), Uglies+the rest of the series, FMA manga and FMA Brotherhood (I never even bothered watching the original anime), Studio Ghibli films, A Series of Unfortunate Events, and I regret to say that I'm fairly into the earlier Naruto plot arcs. The latest ones suck, though.
First, have some bleeprin to eliminate your memories of whatever manner of abomination you saw. Second, stay away from Cthulhu, until the smell of badfic wears off, he may try to eat you.
I have heard raving reviews of this substance. Thank-you.
Hold on... what were we talking about again?
I thought we all agreed not to feed C'thulu any more things. He's getting sort of fat.
Might I just add that I in no way enjoy, endorse, or any other positive e-words TV Tropes. I do not like this website in any way, I just find it a simpler way to find badfic to make fun of than Google.
And a sympathetic wince on your having read C*l*br**n without any warning.
EX-TER-MIN-ATE THE UR-PLE ONES!