Subject: Greetings!
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Posted on: 2011-11-13 20:21:00 UTC
Well met, rookie! Please enjoy this genuine Scottish claymore as a welcoming gift.
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Looking to join by
on 2011-11-12 17:32:00 UTC
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Hello! Now, how exactly do I join you noble badfic fighters?
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Greeting from a Fellow Newbie by
on 2011-11-15 03:09:00 UTC
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Hi there! Here, have a bumper sticker: "Got SPaG?".
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Greetings! by
on 2011-11-13 20:21:00 UTC
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Well met, rookie! Please enjoy this genuine Scottish claymore as a welcoming gift.
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Hai! by
on 2011-11-13 12:11:00 UTC
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Hai there! Welcome to the madhouse!
Here, have a slightly sentient lightbulb. Don't ask how it became sentient, I'm saving that story for the trial. Enjoy! ^_^ -
Re: Looking to join by
on 2011-11-13 03:30:00 UTC
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Hi, have some fudge!
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Hello! by
on 2011-11-13 02:26:00 UTC
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Well, we have some requirments:
You can only join if you want to join. Do you want to join? Good! You're now a member of the PPC!
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Ooh, a new person! *om nom nom* by
on 2011-11-13 01:43:00 UTC
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...Kidding, we don't eat people here.
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...have a bag of pebbles and a Random Shiny Object! They're fun. :D
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Hello There! by
on 2011-11-13 01:34:00 UTC
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Welcome to the board! Here, have some chocolate and enjoy your stay!
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Hi there! by
on 2011-11-13 00:30:00 UTC
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Welcome to the Board! Here's your two cents[1].
[1] Offer void off-Earth. -
Hi newbie!!oneoneone by
on 2011-11-12 23:22:00 UTC
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Welcome to the PPC posting board! (BTW, the title parodies a common typo) Here is a genuine, authentic, fake, cheap, and plastic bag full of jewlery. Oh, and here's a coffee.
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Welcome. by
on 2011-11-12 19:48:00 UTC
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I hope you will like it here.
Have a cookie and deposit your sanity in the bucket over there. -
First plover! by
on 2011-11-12 19:44:00 UTC
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BTW, what are your main fandoms?
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Main Fandoms by
on 2011-11-12 20:18:00 UTC
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Harry Potter, Doctor Who... though I love LotR with a passion, I don't think I'm knowledgable enough about it to count it as a fandom. And if anybody dares to write a badfic on Temeraire I'll club them to death. Thankfully, I don't think that's happened yet.
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I forgot one. by
on 2011-11-13 17:07:00 UTC
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Oh, and Narnia.
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Hello, newbie! by
on 2011-11-12 18:54:00 UTC
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Just hang around and be awesome! That's what we do here :)
And as a welcome present, have some edible ball bearings - Earth is the only planet that's got them, you know! -
Newbie by
on 2011-11-14 00:25:00 UTC
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Hello. :) Hope that you can all help me get this in order, because I want to join - yet I am still terribly, terribly confused. :D
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Good to have you a-Board! by
on 2011-11-12 18:09:00 UTC
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Greetings, new friend! Have an antidote!
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Oh hai there! by
on 2011-11-12 17:53:00 UTC
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We don't "recruit" people in the sense your wording implies, but we still love new guys that sit around and chat with us! :D
Here, have some Berio for the road: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2nk52Iaouw -
Oops. by
on 2011-11-12 17:37:00 UTC
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Right, should have read the top first. Ignore the above.