Oh hai there!

Looking to join by Skorpionne on 2011-11-12 17:32:00 UTC Reply

Hello! Now, how exactly do I join you noble badfic fighters?

Greeting from a Fellow Newbie by desdendelle on 2011-11-15 03:09:00 UTC Reply

Hi there! Here, have a bumper sticker: "Got SPaG?".
Greetings! by PoorCynic on 2011-11-13 20:21:00 UTC Reply

Well met, rookie! Please enjoy this genuine Scottish claymore as a welcoming gift.
Hai! by Fish Custard on 2011-11-13 12:11:00 UTC Reply

Hai there! Welcome to the madhouse!

Here, have a slightly sentient lightbulb. Don't ask how it became sentient, I'm saving that story for the trial. Enjoy! ^_^
Re: Looking to join by Antigone68104 on 2011-11-13 03:30:00 UTC Reply

Hi, have some fudge!
Hello! by ShatteredSanity on 2011-11-13 02:26:00 UTC Reply

Well, we have some requirments:
You can only join if you want to join. Do you want to join? Good! You're now a member of the PPC!

Have a baseball cap with!
Ooh, a new person! *om nom nom* by Cassie Cameron-Young on 2011-11-13 01:43:00 UTC Reply

...Kidding, we don't eat people here.

>.>

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...have a bag of pebbles and a Random Shiny Object! They're fun. :D

Welcome to the PPC!
Hello There! by OpinionedAngel on 2011-11-13 01:34:00 UTC Reply

Welcome to the board! Here, have some chocolate and enjoy your stay!
Hi there! by Tomash on 2011-11-13 00:30:00 UTC Reply

Welcome to the Board! Here's your two cents[1].

[1] Offer void off-Earth.
Hi newbie!!oneoneone by Stan on 2011-11-12 23:22:00 UTC Reply

Welcome to the PPC posting board! (BTW, the title parodies a common typo) Here is a genuine, authentic, fake, cheap, and plastic bag full of jewlery. Oh, and here's a coffee.
Welcome. by Ellipsis Flood on 2011-11-12 19:48:00 UTC Reply

I hope you will like it here.

Have a cookie and deposit your sanity in the bucket over there.
First plover! by Tawaki on 2011-11-12 19:44:00 UTC Reply

BTW, what are your main fandoms?

Main Fandoms by Skorpionne on 2011-11-12 20:18:00 UTC Reply

Harry Potter, Doctor Who... though I love LotR with a passion, I don't think I'm knowledgable enough about it to count it as a fandom. And if anybody dares to write a badfic on Temeraire I'll club them to death. Thankfully, I don't think that's happened yet.

I forgot one. by Skorpionne on 2011-11-13 17:07:00 UTC Reply

Oh, and Narnia.

Hello, newbie! by LunarHuntress on 2011-11-12 18:54:00 UTC Reply

Just hang around and be awesome! That's what we do here :)

And as a welcome present, have some edible ball bearings - Earth is the only planet that's got them, you know!

Newbie by summerrainsworth on 2011-11-14 00:25:00 UTC Reply

Hello. :) Hope that you can all help me get this in order, because I want to join - yet I am still terribly, terribly confused. :D

Good to have you a-Board! by doctorlit on 2011-11-12 18:09:00 UTC Reply

Greetings, new friend! Have an antidote!
Oh hai there! by HerrWozzeck on 2011-11-12 17:53:00 UTC Reply

We don't "recruit" people in the sense your wording implies, but we still love new guys that sit around and chat with us! :D

Here, have some Berio for the road: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2nk52Iaouw
Oops. by Skorpionne on 2011-11-12 17:37:00 UTC Reply

Right, should have read the top first. Ignore the above.