Subject: For story purposes most of all.
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Posted on: 2011-11-03 05:43:00 UTC
Well, not ALL Sues are dead eyed dolls that would listen to their charges without a peep. If you've ever seen footage (perhaps on the news, or in a release of a court case) of somebody being arrested, many people certainly do not heed 'you have the right to remain silent, anything you say can and will be used in a court of law.'
As for writing them, one can get the idea of a Sue's character just by going through the mission. Sues usually have two kinds of goals: the goal they claim to have, and the end goal their actions actually are striving for. A Sue might claim to want to save the world, but if the narrative works only to drop her into into 's arms... then it's clear what the Sue actually exists for.
If you really want to write any length of dialogue or action with them, you kind of have two options.
1) Write the sue 'unmasked', showing her true colors, and desperately grasping what she really wants. She may throw fits, freak out about being separated from her love interest, go supernova and become a great urple sparkling horror in a desperate attempt to crush agents... anything you want, really. Just as long as it's not offensive and fits within the bounds of satire.
2) is to sort of pick up where the author left off and make the Sue act as she did in the fic. Emulating the style of a Sue is hard but I've done it before in parody works to... disturbing success.