Hey fella I don't think that's gonna convert anyone, trust me a youth club works much better.

Who's up for some scrambled troll?

*sends Frenchmen after the spammer*

I am not christian! I have respect for most Christians, who are just normal people. Anyways, what is that? Two trolls in a short period? (Remember Mr. Anonymous?)
Use the shift key more.
Please, annoy people somewhere else.
You aten't going to convert anybody, you know.

I am a servant of the Secret Fire, wielder of the flame of Anor! The dark and fire will not avail you, flame of Udun. Go back to the shadow! YOU! SHALL NOT! PASS!

I know I shouldn't feed the troll, but here goes anyway:
"Let he who is without sin cast the first stone."

Look, mac, I don't know whether you are a person behind a computer or some automated bot. I'll assume, for now, that you are the former.

First off, you're singling out a single nation in your message. Isn't the "word of the LORD", as you put it, meant to be a global message?

Second, all I'm hearing here is "fire and brimstone" "preaching" (if such could be called). You do know we Christians generally fell out of that quite some time ago?

Third and finally, why specify specific sins in that little rant? I mean, aren't ALL sins a sin in the sight of the Lord?

If this is a bot, I laugh. If this is a troll, check your Bible once again and leave the Board out of this.

It's people like you that give Christianity a bad name.

Also, a point of advice: Threatening people with something they don't believe in, and you can't prove, isn't going to do anything more than make you look like an idiot and an asshole. (Or maybe a troll, either way it's not going to convert anyone.)

Well, that and maybe garner some entertaining responses from the local smart asses.

The corrupt and the wicked and do not falter.
Blessed are the peacekeepers, the champions of the just.
-Benedictions 4:10

... Oh, I'm sorry, I thought this had turned into a chanter's board. :S

When everyone's heart is filled with light, the inhabitants of all words will be reunited under the light of Kingdom Hearts! Have you defeated any Heartless lately? What are you doing to bring us all closer to once again living in the single World?

Well, that was certainly refreshing.

Anybody else up for some deep-fried troll tonight? I brought the vat of oil!

"Asteroid strike?" said Aziraphale. "Quite the fashion these days, I understand. Strike into the Indian Ocean, great big cloud of dust and vapor, goodbye all higher life forms."

"Wow," said Crowley, taking care to exceed the speed limit. Every little bit helped.

"Doesn't bear thinking about. does it," said Aziraphale gloomily.

"All the higher life forms scythed away, just like that."

"Terrible."

"Nothing but dust and fundamentalists."

- Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman, Good Omens

Hey, random capitalisation is fun!

*finds gigantic flyswatter and beats troll about the head*

Seen it all before. Besides, given that like Laburnum and Eileen, I'm not in America, your rant doesn't apply to me. Go back to your bridge and keep screaming your incoherent ridiculousness, nobody here's listening.

Nice try but no cigar. You're far too obvious to be a sincere poster.

(Trolls will be laughed at)
What'you bother me for?!

Yay, I'm English so I can murder people all I like!

While it is absolutely right to mock the troll, be careful that you are not mocking the people that the troll is pretending to represent.

We do not mock religions or the people who truly believe in them, though we may disagree with what they have to say.

Now go about your troll hunt. (Pro-tip: Why do they care about people who blaspheme or defect from America? Discuss.)

-Phobos

Hey there, troll.

I thought you lot were all supposed to vanish two days ago...

Since I'm not in America, I'll just ignore your advice, then. Probably would have done so, even if I were in America.

The Lord's grace and mercy, which includes burning everyone you don't like forever in the pit of HELL.

Or, as I put it to a new-met friend last night, "We're here to tell you the Good News! ...You're going to Hell."


You're a troll, so I won't bother picking your theological ideas trollishness apart. Go back to your bridge.

Do I see things, or this sounds like a very intolerant/fanatic Catholic Christian?

Don't get me wrong here, I'm catholic myself (Mostly. I don't quite approve that the Church thinks that homosexuality is a sin, even if I am straight myself), the thing that sounds bad is the fact that this bot, troll or whatever is using religion to annoy people.

Glad to see we have some--

Oh, wait, I would reserve that line for an actual newbie. You're not one of them, so yeah.

Also, if you're serious, I can tell you without a single shadow of a doubt that you're going to hell for being so shamelessly hateful.

Also, to your comment referring to "gays" going to hell, I present this: http://humon.deviantart.com/art/Sheep-262786780

And if you're trolling, well... Whatever.

...during the most recent torrent of bot-spam. Probably some kind of open proxy, which leads me to believe that this is nothing more than (a poor attempt at) trolling.

If the former, look up the parable of the Pharisee and the tax collector. If the latter, it's an low-down trick.