Greetings and Salutations!

It seems introductions are in order. by Bloom on 2011-10-16 10:31:00 UTC Reply

Well, hello.
Lurked for a few months,
read just about everything that floated onto
the recent missions,
and only now,
I have decided to make an account and post this.
So, hello?

'Ello there! by Ru Tsuna on 2011-10-23 05:03:00 UTC Reply

Nice to meet 'ya!

Here, have a mochi! Be careful, he's cute, but vicious!
Hai! by Fish Custard on 2011-10-19 17:39:00 UTC Reply

Welcome to the ~~funhouse~~ madhouse!

I would have given you one of the mutant glowing locusts that I've been working on, but they, er... escaped, so have this 4000V bug zapper, just in case.
Good to have you a-Board! by doctorlit on 2011-10-18 16:28:00 UTC Reply

Welcome, new friend! Help yourself to the sack of venomous arthropods. Don't worry; they ~~don't~~ bite!
Greetings and Salutations! by Charlie Dodo on 2011-10-18 00:26:00 UTC Reply

Welcome to the madhouse, now that you've delurked the insanity will begin to truly show itself to you. As a gift I offer you a selection of things with points including, but not limited to: Unbuggerable beasts, Quills, Witch hats and a special slow cooker devised for PPC agents that can be set to hold the food in temporal stasis if (when) a mission arrives in the middle of making dinner.
Hello to you too! by OpinionedAngel on 2011-10-17 14:29:00 UTC Reply

Here, have some chocolate, won't you?
Welcome! by Sara on 2011-10-17 01:34:00 UTC Reply

Have an egg whisk! It's shiny, gold-plated, and hey, it whisks eggs! It's also particularly useful for getting rid of author wraiths and those pesky spambots. Use it for good and not evil.

Welcome to the insanity! Enjoy the ride.
Re: It seems introductions are in order. by Antigone68104 on 2011-10-17 00:55:00 UTC Reply

Hi, have some fudge!
Greetings! by PoorCynic on 2011-10-17 00:31:00 UTC Reply

Well met, rookie! Please enjoy this oversized rotisserie set - perfect for roasting griffons, hippogriffs, and other fantasy monsters - as a welcoming gift.
Hello! by TheCatfishCaper on 2011-10-17 00:24:00 UTC Reply

Welcome! Have some animal crackers (not made with real animals).
Hi there! by Tomash on 2011-10-16 23:10:00 UTC Reply

Have some Obscure Syntax!
Hullo by Data Junkie on 2011-10-16 22:19:00 UTC Reply

So, welcome to the PPC. I'd like to direct your attention to the Board Constitution and the IRC Rules on the wiki. Y'see, we weren't kidding when we said no swearing. Now, you're welcome to come back to the IRC any time, as a kick is not a permanent thing. Just, y'know, cut out the swearing, yeah?
Welcome and Hello! by Caddy-Shack on 2011-10-16 20:19:00 UTC Reply

Hiya! Always fun to meet new people! What first introduced/brought you to us? We love hearing about how new people find us!
Newbie! Welcome! by EileenAlphabet on 2011-10-16 19:39:00 UTC Reply

Have a teddy bear and a tequila sunrise (can be exchanged for a non-alcoholic beverage if you don't drink).
Well, hello there! by Aster Corbett on 2011-10-16 18:34:00 UTC Reply

It's nice to see newbies come forward. So how did you find the PPC? What kind of stuff here do you like? :D

Also, have a winter hat! It's knit from only the softest spun fleece of Cute Animal Friends, and it's sure to keep you warm even in the most soul-numbingly cold of badfic!

*carefully anoints Bloom with fluffy hat*

Thanks for the hat. by Bloom on 2011-10-16 21:49:00 UTC Reply

How did I find it?
I discovered one bad crossover (I can't recall the name),
and in the reviews,
Someone said this got sporked by the PPC.
So I looked it up,
and found the wiki.
Read ToS,
looked through the mission logs of the time,
lurked board, posted thread,
Read replies,
Posted message Thanks for the hat.
And then caught up with myself using a hefty dose of meta.