Subject: Greetings and Salutations
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Posted on: 2011-10-11 00:03:00 UTC
Welcome to the madhouse!
Here is a selection of things with points, including, but not limited to: Skewers, spears, asparagus and a get out of TvTropes free card.
Umm... Hello. I'm desdendelle, AKA desden. I found this place in TvTropes, and thought it'd be fun to join.
PS: Yes, I am a Troper, so you can expect gratuitous Tropenese and massive amounts of crazy from me... hope it'll be fun to hang around here.
Have some molten-scenery-gloop, made from real disintegrated reality! Freshly collected, er... about two weeks ago. I'd recommend against eating it because the last time someone tried that... *flips through slightly toasted lab report*... well I think that page was destroyed in the explosion, but suffice to say that it's a bad idea.
Have an egg whisk! It's shiny, gold-plated, and hey, it whisks eggs! It's also particularly useful for getting rid of those pesky author wraiths and spambots. Use it for good and not evil.
Welcome to the insanity! Enjoy your stay. :-)
Ooh, an egg whisk. Onwards to glory!
I also came here from Tv Tropes! Well, you'll be very welcome here! Have a flamethrower, fueled by the finest flames! (flames as in reviews) You can literally set anything on fire with this flamethrower! (If you become flamethrower crazy, or in Tropenese Ax Crazy, I promise to take the blame. Just in case you become flamethrower crazy, I am crazy prepared and the flamethrower will explode if in the hands of an insane man... person... thing.
Actually, my crazy manifests in other ways (:
Anyway, a question: can I claim badfic, although I don't have Permission yet?
Yes, you can claim a badfic pretty much whenever - just let people know by adding it to the Claimed Badfic page (http://ppc.wikia.com/wiki/Claimed_Badfic).
Welcome to the madhouse!
Here is a selection of things with points, including, but not limited to: Skewers, spears, asparagus and a get out of TvTropes free card.
You guys are sure nice to newbies. And thanks for all of the stuff.
How else are we going to attract fresh meat new agents?
Have an open file descriptor!
Have some chocolate, won't you?
Yaay chocolate!
Hi, have some fudge!
Woo, fudge. In this rate, I'll get sugar poisoning, but thanks nonetheless.
Glad to meet you, Mr/Mrs/Miss/Other/Undefined desdendelle!
Have a bag of pebbles and a Random Shiny Object!
Glad to meet you too, Cassie Cameron-Young; thanks for the Shiny. Also, I'm a dude. So it's Mr. des.
Have a cup of strong herbal tea and a sequined fez as welcomming gifts!
-Sips tea- Fezzes are cool!
Hi! Have a Holy Hand Grenade! (Do not use against rabbits)
-Throws hand holy hand grenade- 3... 2... 1... "Take cover!" "Haaaaaaaaaaaa-lellujah!" -Boom!- Oops.
Welcome! You've caught us in a bit of an adjustment period, so please allow me to help you settle in with some useful information. First, if you haven't already done so, please go read our Constitution. This is the thing we all agree to in order to keep it fun here, in the IRC, etc.
Second, the Original PPC Series by Jay and Acacia. Pretty much what it says on the tin—this is our canon, if you will, so it's a good idea to read it in order to get an idea of what we're all doing here.
Third, we have a wiki! For tons more information, much of which is specifically aimed at newcomers, I heartily recommend reading the front page and going from there.
... If you haven't noticed, this is a reading-intensive hobby. I hope you're into that. *g*
Also, please ask any questions you may have—preferably in this thread while it's still near the top, since each new thread pushes an older one off the front page.
Anyway, welcome to the Board! Have a complimentary bumper sticker. *sticks on a sticker reading "Got SPaG?"*
~Neshomeh
Oh hai. Erm, I've read the Constitution, and am Binging on the Original Series and the Wiki. Also, yes, I am into reading. Quite a bit. Also, thanks for the sticker.
Hello Desden.
Would you like to play a game?
Have a bag of references. *Pulls one out of the bag* Ooooh look! Screw the rules I have money! Thats always a good one. Anyways, welcome to the PPC!
Welcome, new friend! Help yourself to the sack of venomous arthropods. Don't worry; they don't bite!
Om. Nom. Om. Nom. Hmm... I'm having quite an idea for an agent... I don't get it, though; is it supposed to be an Author Avatar of sorts?
Many of us do have an Author Avatar agent, but it's not a requirement. Work that imagination!
Oho. This going to be fun.
Welcome to the PPC! Have some edible ball bearings - Earth is the only planet that's got them, you know!
(Also, you'll find lots of fellow Tropers here - many of us, myself included, discovered the PPC through TVtropes. And as for the crazy, we love the crazy, you'll fit right in!)
Mmmm... Ball-bearings...