Subject: Oh my.
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Posted on: 2011-09-26 00:04:00 UTC
Oh dear there's so much food here, and...dice made from unwanted bones. Hehe, I think you can have the dice back I don't want my writing to be tainted by their evil influence.
Also, what is this sanity you speak of?
Admittedly its very close to afternoon at the time of writing this, but whatever. Anyways, I am a young writer, hoping to eventually be published and I have through pure coincidence (and Google) discovered this wonderful place. I think its a wonderful and noble endeavor and greatly wish to take part.
So, this is the intro to starting my wait to get my very own agents approved. In addition I look forward to being part of a community of people who take writing and fanfics seriously. I can't say much of what I don't like as I generally like everything, I'm a jack of all trades, master of none. I will play shooter games, fighting games, strategy games. I'll read fantasy, sci-fi, or modern. I am a devoted reader of manga and watcher of anime, I play D&D and Warhammer 40k. In truth just about the only thing I've ever actually read that I don't like would be the Twilight series. I have no doubt there are other things, I just haven't read, watched, or whatever them yet.
Now this is the end so show just a little more patience, just wait a little longer and it will be over. In order to demonstrate my abilities as a writer, and because I'm always seeking criticism for my work, here is a link to a tale I am currently writing! http://chrystallix.deviantart.com/#/d4aiwf4
I hope you enjoy it, and my continued company.
Welcome to the madness!
Have a spork and a dimensionally-transcendental sheep. Don't ask how we found out that the sheep is bigger on the inside, you don't want to know...
Nice to meet 'cha!
Basque: Che! If only you were this pleasant to people in real life!
Shut up Basque, I am too nice to people!
Basque: No you aren't. Seriously, you're like friend-repelent.
Just-just SHUT. UP RIGHT. NOW. Why don't you go bother one of my other OCs?
That was one of my future Agents, Basque. He has a tendency to be a dick.
... A-And I really am nice to people, honest!
Welcome, new friend! Have a moth cocoon!
Welcome to the madhouse better known as the PPC. Here is an assortment of things with points, including, but not limited to: Spell checkers, elbows and spurs.
Hello, have some fudge!
Oh dear there's so much food here, and...dice made from unwanted bones. Hehe, I think you can have the dice back I don't want my writing to be tainted by their evil influence.
Also, what is this sanity you speak of?
Well met, rookie! Please enjoy this set of tabletop role-playing dice. They're sparkly because they've been hewn from the bones of Sues and Stus!
Welcome, and have a hat. (It's actually a flower pot, but you can pass it off as a fez or something.)
Here are your Official Two Cents. Also, have some Bleepka, you'll need it around here.
Have some cookies. Also, I ask you to dump your sanity in that bucket over there. Have fun here.
Welcome to the Board! Here, have some chocolate, won't you?
We love new people here! *appearifies a pumpkin for you* Have a pumpkin!
We love new people! And especially people that can write really well, so there you go!
Glad to have you aboard. Don't be a stranger and stop by the IRC one of these days.
Also, here, have some Shostakovich for the road:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_mlFaalSZm8