Subject: The Emperor's work is never done!
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Posted on: 2011-09-25 19:21:00 UTC
Welcome, and have a hat. (It's actually a flower pot, but you can pass it off as a fez or something.)
Subject: The Emperor's work is never done!
Author:
Posted on: 2011-09-25 19:21:00 UTC
Welcome, and have a hat. (It's actually a flower pot, but you can pass it off as a fez or something.)
Admittedly its very close to afternoon at the time of writing this, but whatever. Anyways, I am a young writer, hoping to eventually be published and I have through pure coincidence (and Google) discovered this wonderful place. I think its a wonderful and noble endeavor and greatly wish to take part.
So, this is the intro to starting my wait to get my very own agents approved. In addition I look forward to being part of a community of people who take writing and fanfics seriously. I can't say much of what I don't like as I generally like everything, I'm a jack of all trades, master of none. I will play shooter games, fighting games, strategy games. I'll read fantasy, sci-fi, or modern. I am a devoted reader of manga and watcher of anime, I play D&D and Warhammer 40k. In truth just about the only thing I've ever actually read that I don't like would be the Twilight series. I have no doubt there are other things, I just haven't read, watched, or whatever them yet.
Now this is the end so show just a little more patience, just wait a little longer and it will be over. In order to demonstrate my abilities as a writer, and because I'm always seeking criticism for my work, here is a link to a tale I am currently writing! http://chrystallix.deviantart.com/#/d4aiwf4
I hope you enjoy it, and my continued company.
Welcome to the madness!
Have a spork and a dimensionally-transcendental sheep. Don't ask how we found out that the sheep is bigger on the inside, you don't want to know...
Nice to meet 'cha!
Basque: Che! If only you were this pleasant to people in real life!
Shut up Basque, I am too nice to people!
Basque: No you aren't. Seriously, you're like friend-repelent.
Just-just SHUT. UP RIGHT. NOW. Why don't you go bother one of my other OCs?
That was one of my future Agents, Basque. He has a tendency to be a dick.
... A-And I really am nice to people, honest!
Welcome, new friend! Have a moth cocoon!
Welcome to the madhouse better known as the PPC. Here is an assortment of things with points, including, but not limited to: Spell checkers, elbows and spurs.
Hello, have some fudge!
Oh dear there's so much food here, and...dice made from unwanted bones. Hehe, I think you can have the dice back I don't want my writing to be tainted by their evil influence.
Also, what is this sanity you speak of?
Well met, rookie! Please enjoy this set of tabletop role-playing dice. They're sparkly because they've been hewn from the bones of Sues and Stus!
Welcome, and have a hat. (It's actually a flower pot, but you can pass it off as a fez or something.)
Here are your Official Two Cents. Also, have some Bleepka, you'll need it around here.
Have some cookies. Also, I ask you to dump your sanity in that bucket over there. Have fun here.
Welcome to the Board! Here, have some chocolate, won't you?
We love new people here! *appearifies a pumpkin for you* Have a pumpkin!
We love new people! And especially people that can write really well, so there you go!
Glad to have you aboard. Don't be a stranger and stop by the IRC one of these days.
Also, here, have some Shostakovich for the road:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_mlFaalSZm8