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Subject: Wat.
Author: Fish Custard
Posted on: 2011-09-24 14:35:00 UTC

No seriously, what?

"And that was how on his first day Shinji managed to learn the respect of all the men in his class and the affection of the women."

Need I say more?

While we're posting EVA badfic...

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5585802/1/Rough_Love
My eyes! The awful formatting here is bad enough, but then you realise the whole thing is basically PWP with a side of character defilement and reach for the bleeprin (or at least I do...)

http://pastebin.com/3fQzjFNv
Evangelion: Date Rape - Shinji discovers rohypnol and decides to use it on Misato. I don't think I need to say any more.

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Evangelion badfic. by Ugolino on 2011-09-21 02:39:00 UTC Reply

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6038941/1/Ikari_Unleashed

This sort of thing is fairly common for Eva badfics, right? It's pretty atrocious, either way. Everyone's OOC.

Yeeurgh! by Fish Custard on 2011-09-21 22:56:00 UTC Reply

How many times is this ground going to be retrodden?

I know, let's give Shinji a spine and turn him into your regular shounen protagonist (or just your own wish-fulfilment badass Stu), and go hack up the EVA canon like Unit-01 gone berserk.

Who in Celestia's name is this Kaylan person who seems to show up without warning? Oh, and it's Asuka not Auska. The pronunciation may be Aass-ka but that doesn't change the spelling.

*breathes out* Heh, sorry, got a bit carried away there... ^_^'

Heh. by Ugolino on 2011-09-22 03:08:00 UTC Reply

This one stands out a bit, if only for the Asuka abuse, both IC and OOC.

On the other hand, lots of mini-Sachiels! (Has someone said what the minis for Eva are? If not, mini-Sachiels work, right?)

Evangelion minis by ROTHY on 2011-09-22 04:05:00 UTC Reply

The only other ones that could work in my opinion are the Mass-Production units.

I could see that working quite well... by Fish Custard on 2011-09-22 23:24:00 UTC Reply

...I can just imagine a mini-MP-Eva throwing its Lance at a Sue in disgust! :P

Or... by Ugolino on 2011-09-23 07:02:00 UTC Reply

Mini-Sachiels might try to cross-blast one and just singe it. (And everything around it.)

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7195500/1/ShinjiSonof

And then there's this, which is marked as parody but doesn't seem to be funny.

Shinji is OOC (of course), allegedly because of his upbringing/being a mutant/something I can't place because the author wasn't kind enough to explain. Based on comments, it's a crossover with X-men.

OOC from the rest of the cast, changing their ages (Wasn't Shinji supposed to be 14?), and having Shinji Ikari get away with shooting Gendo in the face on their first meeting are just a few of the offenses against canon.

Wat. by Fish Custard on 2011-09-24 14:35:00 UTC Reply

No seriously, what?

"And that was how on his first day Shinji managed to learn the respect of all the men in his class and the affection of the women."

Need I say more?

While we're posting EVA badfic...

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5585802/1/Rough_Love
My eyes! The awful formatting here is bad enough, but then you realise the whole thing is basically PWP with a side of character defilement and reach for the bleeprin (or at least I do...)

http://pastebin.com/3fQzjFNv
Evangelion: Date Rape - Shinji discovers rohypnol and decides to use it on Misato. I don't think I need to say any more.

You weren't kidding about brain bleach. by Ugolino on 2011-09-24 18:51:00 UTC Reply

I tried to laugh at the OOC, I really did, but it's just too terrible for that.