Okay, I've hammering out the details for quite some time, and I think I'm ready to ask for Permission:

Name: Agent Gijinka
Appearance: About 5’2, slightly hefty, short brown hair, blue eyes, wears glasses
Race: Human
Home Continuum: Earth-1
Department: Floaters
Response Center: 113
Partner: Agent Keats
Fandoms: Doctor Who, Yu-Gi-Oh, Tales of Symphonia, Kingdom Hearts, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Wicked, Red Vs Blue, Redwall, Harry Potter, Digimon, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, TGWTG, Marvel/DC, Scott Pilgrim, Axis Powers Hetalia, Pirates of the Caribbean, Pokemon, District 9
Lust Objects: The 10th Doctor (Doctor Who), Cloud Strife (Final Fantasy VII), Tommy Oliver (Power Rangers), Will Turner (Pirates of the Caribbean), Legolas (Lord of the Rings), Ichigo Kurosaki (Bleach), Regal Bryant (Tales of Symphonia), Jacob Black (Twilight), Germany (Axis Powers Hetalia)
Likes: Reading, writing, drawing, killing Sues, Cute Things, listening to music, quoting fictional series, sleeping, good fan fiction, happy endings, transformations
Dislikes: Mary Sues, anything rape-related, Fan Dumb, unfair character bashing, child abuse, Twilight, tweenies/fan brats, close-minded people, zombies, misogynists, when series she likes are screwed with.
Weapons: She isn’t really picky, and likes to get… “creative” with her kills.
Bio: Gijinka is somewhat of a mixed bag, personality-wise. On the one hand, she is generally cheerful, easy-going, laid back, and at times, downright immature. However, she also can be bad-tempered, impatient, sarcastic and cynical with a sardonic sense of humor. Gijinka is open-minded with a strong sense of justice, and absolutely hates it when things she likes are messed with. Gijinka has a weakness for cute things, a tendency to ramble when she’s excited, as well as a transformation fetish that she's a bit embarrassed about.

Name: Agent Keats
Appearance: About 5’8, lightly tanned skin with a scar across his nose, longish red hair, hazel eyes
Race: Half-Elf
Home Continuum: Tales of Symphonia
Department: Floaters
Response Center: 113
Partner: Agent Gijinka
Fandoms: Power Rangers, Generator Rex, Tales of Symphonia, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Pirates of the Caribbean, Kingdom Hearts, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, NCIS, Fight Club, Cowboy Bebop, Resident Evil, South Park, Gorillaz, Gargoyles, Redwall, Firefly, Death Note, District 9
Lust Objects: Sheena Fujibayashi (Tales of Symphonia), Judith (Tales of Vesperia), Tifa Lockhart (Final Fantasy VII), Ada Wong (Resident Evil), Buffy Summers (Buffy the Vampire Slayer), Ziva David (NCIS)
Likes: Martial arts, killing Sues, listening to music (he prefers classic rock, heavy metal and alternative), martial arts/horror films, girls who kick ass, reading, video games
Dislikes: Being mistaken for an elf, Mary Sues, anything rape-related, Fan Dumb, unfair character bashing, child abuse, Twilight, tweenies/fan brats, heights, spiders
Weapons: A double-handed broadsword, but will use guns if he needs to; he also has picked up a few basic spells (Fireball, Stalagmite, Wind Blade, Aqua Edge, First Aid), but tends to use them sparingly.
Bio: Keats is an former nameless Renegade from the Tales of Symphonia continuum who fell through a plot hole and into HQ after a particularly bad bit of Suefic logic. After some confusion, he reluctantly resigned joined the PPC, though he did take an interest in some of the other continuums he picked up in training. The more level-headed of the two, Keats is often the one who has to restrain his partner when she flies into her rages. Keats is rather snarky and has a wicked sense of humor, as well as a soft side that prefers not to show. In his free time, Keats likes reading, listening to music, and either playing video games or watching movies. He occasionally smokes Blepettes and while his preferred profanity comes from his Home Continuum ( for instance, using ‘Goddess’ instead of ‘God’- long story there), he has also gleaned some Mandarin from watching Firefly (it might not be totally correct, but he enjoys how it sounds).

Writing Sample: https://docs.google.com/document/d/178oGyJus6EXl0HIWzqTublyNPijT05kV-7Hp3KohVM/edit?hl=enUS#

And the fic I want to slay is called "Should Have", of the Wicked fandom... though with this fic, that's not saying much. http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5055279/1/Should_Have
How bad is it, you might ask? It made TvTrope's "So Bad it's Horrible" page. That should say EVERYTHING about this fic.

(Also,how many fandoms can the Agents have in their bios? Just asking.)