Hullo, I'm New

Subject: Hullo, I'm New
Author: TheCatfishCaper
Posted on: 2011-08-24 04:41:00 UTC

Hiya, everyone. I'm new around here, and I thought I should introduce myself.

You can call me Catfish, if you like. I'd like to be a writer of some sort for a career, but I'm still pretty young and I'd like to practice more. If not, I'd go for programming or veterinarian-ing. Vet-ing?

I found the PPC about a year ago after reading about it in an OFU, and I've been hooked ever since. I've read all of the original stuff, and I finally decided to be a part of it all. You all seem like pretty awesome people, and I hope I fit in with all of that.

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Hullo, I'm New by TheCatfishCaper on 2011-08-24 04:41:00 UTC

Welcome! by Will-o-wisp on 2011-08-26 23:21:00 UTC Reply

Welcome to the board! Here, have some goat milk!

Re: Welcome! by TheCatfishCaper on 2011-08-28 23:01:00 UTC Reply

Goat milk! It's milk, but it's from a goat and stuff! Cool! Thanks!

Greetings! by Myrtle Tamlane on 2011-08-25 20:01:00 UTC Reply

Here's an awesome piano piece: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5F7GNQAO4T4

Re: Greetings! by TheCatfishCaper on 2011-08-28 23:09:00 UTC Reply

That was so cool! And now I have to learn to play it. I'll bring it up with all the piano players I know. They'll probably say no, but I'll perservere!

Hi, there! by Tomash on 2011-08-24 22:24:00 UTC Reply

Great to see another programmer! Anyway, have some Bleepka, your two cents, and some Obscure Syntax.

Re: Hi, there! by TheCatfishCaper on 2011-08-28 22:41:00 UTC Reply

From what I've read, I'll need the Bleepka. Two cents is more than one! Yay! Obscure Syntax, huh...

Welcome aboard! by EileenAlphabet on 2011-08-24 21:09:00 UTC Reply

And you are right; we are awesome. But always looking for new awesome people to join us.
Anyway, have a spoon and a fish-bowl.

Re: Welcome aboard! by TheCatfishCaper on 2011-08-28 22:36:00 UTC Reply

Spoons are round and tasty! Fishbowls are also round and not quite as tasty, but you can store things in them, like fish. Thank you for both.

Welocme! by Caddy-Shack on 2011-08-24 18:42:00 UTC Reply

Sorry for the late welcome, my schedule is a little funny. I'm glad you are interested in the PPC, I hope you have a lot of fun!

Re: Welocme! by TheCatfishCaper on 2011-08-28 22:34:00 UTC Reply

It's alright, my schedule is also strange, so sorry for the late reply. I'll try my best to have as much fun as I possibly can!

Hi! by ShatteredSanity on 2011-08-24 18:37:00 UTC Reply

Hi! Wow, lots of new people coming huh? Well anyways, welcome to PPC! Have a welcome doughnut!

Re: Hi! by TheCatfishCaper on 2011-08-28 22:33:00 UTC Reply

It's tasty! Thank you very much.

Re: Hullo, I'm New by Antigone68104 on 2011-08-24 18:21:00 UTC Reply

Hi, have some fudge!

Re: Hullo, I'm New by TheCatfishCaper on 2011-08-28 22:32:00 UTC Reply

Fudge! Thank you!

Hullo! by FlareShard on 2011-08-24 16:37:00 UTC Reply

Greetings, Catfish, and welcome a-Board!

Have a can of worms (warning: DO NOT OPEN) and a decorative .jar to keep your coffee in.

Re: Hullo! by TheCatfishCaper on 2011-08-28 22:32:00 UTC Reply

What if I need to go fishing? What will happen if I open it?

I hope I don't mix this up with my jar of muddy water. Thank you for both.

Welcome! by Ellipsis Flood on 2011-08-24 16:31:00 UTC Reply

Have this awesome-laced cookie.

Re: Welcome! by TheCatfishCaper on 2011-08-28 22:31:00 UTC Reply

I can almost see the awesome running through it. Thank you.

Greetings! by PoorCynic on 2011-08-24 16:03:00 UTC Reply

Well met, rookie! Please enjoy this stylish fireproof chapeau as a welcoming gift.

Re: Greetings! by TheCatfishCaper on 2011-08-28 22:30:00 UTC Reply

It'll go perfectly with the holocaust cloak I wish I had.

Welcome! by gaijinguy on 2011-08-24 13:44:00 UTC Reply

Feel free to avail yourself of the amenities. And don't tease the minis, they bite.

Oh, and have some Glistening Oil.

Re: Welcome! by TheCatfishCaper on 2011-08-28 22:29:00 UTC Reply

I've heard they don't like fangirls. I'll try not to be fangirly around them.

Oh, thank you. I do love making things glisten.

You have no idea by gaijinguy on 2011-08-30 05:03:00 UTC Reply

Glistening is just the beginning.

Welcome to the Board! by Cassie Cameron-Young on 2011-08-24 12:50:00 UTC Reply

Glad to meet you. What fandoms are you into? And which OFU did you find?

Also, have a bag of pebbles and a Random Shiny Object. May they help you defeat the Sues!

Re: Welcome to the Board! by TheCatfishCaper on 2011-08-24 15:36:00 UTC Reply

Glad to meet you too! I'm mostly into anime fandoms, but I like fantasy/science fiction too, like LotR and Harry Potter and Discworld. The OFU I found was the International Academy of Hetalia Fanfiction.

Ooh, shiny...and pebbles! Pebbles are awesome. Thank you!

Hey there! by OpinionedAngel on 2011-08-24 12:17:00 UTC Reply

Hello and welcome to the Board! Here, have some chocolate, and enjoy your stay!

Re: Hey there! by TheCatfishCaper on 2011-08-28 22:26:00 UTC Reply

Mm, chocolate...thank you very much.

Hi there! by HerrWozzeck on 2011-08-24 11:17:00 UTC Reply

Welcome to the PPC! We love new people!

Here, have some Bartok for the road:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6U6PkSYv2l4

Re: Hi there! by TheCatfishCaper on 2011-08-24 22:31:00 UTC Reply

Hey, he's Hungarian! And that was a very nice song. Thank you.

Greetings by galenfea on 2011-08-24 09:10:00 UTC Reply

Good to see another person into programming! Have a python :)

Re: Greetings by TheCatfishCaper on 2011-08-24 22:14:00 UTC Reply

Thank you for the lovely python. I will try to use it wisely, but the definition of that word changes in the PPC...

A-huy! (nm) by Luigifan on 2011-08-24 06:51:00 UTC Reply
Ahoy Thar! by Tranum on 2011-08-24 04:56:00 UTC Reply

Here, have a conical hat and a tea biscuit!

The hat is made from tin foil and duct tape, and will keep out the conspiracy theorists.

The tea biscuit is somewhat stale. Sorry about that, I've been away for a couple of weeks.

Re: Ahoy Thar! by TheCatfishCaper on 2011-08-24 18:33:00 UTC Reply

So the hat will keep them nice and out? Oh, that's good. See, I have this theory about conspiracy theorists...

Well, it's okay that it's stale. I'll keep it like that to chuck at a Mary Sue some time. Thank you for these wonderful gifts.

Good to have you a-Board! by doctorlit on 2011-08-24 04:54:00 UTC Reply

Welcome, new friend! Have a jar of muddy water!

Out of curiosity, what OFU were you reading when you heard about us?

Re: Good to have you a-Board! by TheCatfishCaper on 2011-08-24 15:56:00 UTC Reply

I'll try not to mix this up with my jar of clean water. That would end badly.

It was the Hetalia OFU, which I believe is called the IAHF.

Hello, Hello, and Hello Again! by Mister Shoebox on 2011-08-24 04:52:00 UTC Reply

Welcome, catfish! I can't speak for myself, but everyone else around here is most definitely awesome.

As for your gift-A Holy Hand Grenade! (Warning-do not use near rabbits!)

Re: Hello, Hello, and Hello Again! by TheCatfishCaper on 2011-08-24 15:45:00 UTC Reply

Well, you're handing out Holy Hand Grenades, so I'm thinking you're awesome too. Thanks for that, by the way. I'll keep all of the rabbits I know away when I use it.

Hello New! Or is it... by Guvnor of Space on 2011-08-24 04:48:00 UTC Reply

Catfish? You confuse me, new person. Anyway, welcome to the PPC. It's traditional to present new people with gifts, but I was just robbed by a giant squid. Instead of a gift, I shall give you advice: Don't trust giant squids if they offer to hold your stuff.

Re: Hello New! Or is it... by TheCatfishCaper on 2011-08-24 15:40:00 UTC Reply

I hope that whatever the squid stole wasn't too important. Thank you for the advice. I shall lock it away in the back of my brain so I don't lose it.
Welcome a-board! by Flyndragon on 2011-08-24 04:54:00 UTC Reply

Hello Catfish! Here, have a badger puppet and a jar of nutella!

Re: Welcome a-board! by TheCatfishCaper on 2011-08-24 15:38:00 UTC Reply

Excellent! I hope the badger puppet likes dinosaur puppets. And nutella is the best! Thank you very much.