Subject: Hello New! Or is it...
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Posted on: 2011-08-24 04:48:00 UTC
Catfish? You confuse me, new person. Anyway, welcome to the PPC. It's traditional to present new people with gifts, but I was just robbed by a giant squid. Instead of a gift, I shall give you advice: Don't trust giant squids if they offer to hold your stuff.
Hiya, everyone. I'm new around here, and I thought I should introduce myself.
You can call me Catfish, if you like. I'd like to be a writer of some sort for a career, but I'm still pretty young and I'd like to practice more. If not, I'd go for programming or veterinarian-ing. Vet-ing?
I found the PPC about a year ago after reading about it in an OFU, and I've been hooked ever since. I've read all of the original stuff, and I finally decided to be a part of it all. You all seem like pretty awesome people, and I hope I fit in with all of that.
Welcome to the board! Here, have some goat milk!
Goat milk! It's milk, but it's from a goat and stuff! Cool! Thanks!
Here's an awesome piano piece: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5F7GNQAO4T4
That was so cool! And now I have to learn to play it. I'll bring it up with all the piano players I know. They'll probably say no, but I'll perservere!
Great to see another programmer! Anyway, have some Bleepka, your two cents, and some Obscure Syntax.
From what I've read, I'll need the Bleepka. Two cents is more than one! Yay! Obscure Syntax, huh...
And you are right; we are awesome. But always looking for new awesome people to join us.
Anyway, have a spoon and a fish-bowl.
Spoons are round and tasty! Fishbowls are also round and not quite as tasty, but you can store things in them, like fish. Thank you for both.
Sorry for the late welcome, my schedule is a little funny. I'm glad you are interested in the PPC, I hope you have a lot of fun!
It's alright, my schedule is also strange, so sorry for the late reply. I'll try my best to have as much fun as I possibly can!
Hi! Wow, lots of new people coming huh? Well anyways, welcome to PPC! Have a welcome doughnut!
Hi, have some fudge!
Fudge! Thank you!
Greetings, Catfish, and welcome a-Board!
Have a can of worms (warning: DO NOT OPEN) and a decorative .jar to keep your coffee in.
What if I need to go fishing? What will happen if I open it?
I hope I don't mix this up with my jar of muddy water. Thank you for both.
Have this awesome-laced cookie.
I can almost see the awesome running through it. Thank you.
Well met, rookie! Please enjoy this stylish fireproof chapeau as a welcoming gift.
It'll go perfectly with the holocaust cloak I wish I had.
Feel free to avail yourself of the amenities. And don't tease the minis, they bite.
Oh, and have some Glistening Oil.
I've heard they don't like fangirls. I'll try not to be fangirly around them.
Oh, thank you. I do love making things glisten.
Glistening is just the beginning.
Glad to meet you. What fandoms are you into? And which OFU did you find?
Also, have a bag of pebbles and a Random Shiny Object. May they help you defeat the Sues!
Glad to meet you too! I'm mostly into anime fandoms, but I like fantasy/science fiction too, like LotR and Harry Potter and Discworld. The OFU I found was the International Academy of Hetalia Fanfiction.
Ooh, shiny...and pebbles! Pebbles are awesome. Thank you!
Hello and welcome to the Board! Here, have some chocolate, and enjoy your stay!
Mm, chocolate...thank you very much.
Welcome to the PPC! We love new people!
Here, have some Bartok for the road:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6U6PkSYv2l4
Hey, he's Hungarian! And that was a very nice song. Thank you.
Good to see another person into programming! Have a python :)
Thank you for the lovely python. I will try to use it wisely, but the definition of that word changes in the PPC...
Here, have a conical hat and a tea biscuit!
The hat is made from tin foil and duct tape, and will keep out the conspiracy theorists.
The tea biscuit is somewhat stale. Sorry about that, I've been away for a couple of weeks.
So the hat will keep them nice and out? Oh, that's good. See, I have this theory about conspiracy theorists...
Well, it's okay that it's stale. I'll keep it like that to chuck at a Mary Sue some time. Thank you for these wonderful gifts.
Welcome, new friend! Have a jar of muddy water!
Out of curiosity, what OFU were you reading when you heard about us?
I'll try not to mix this up with my jar of clean water. That would end badly.
It was the Hetalia OFU, which I believe is called the IAHF.
Welcome, catfish! I can't speak for myself, but everyone else around here is most definitely awesome.
As for your gift-A Holy Hand Grenade! (Warning-do not use near rabbits!)
Well, you're handing out Holy Hand Grenades, so I'm thinking you're awesome too. Thanks for that, by the way. I'll keep all of the rabbits I know away when I use it.
Catfish? You confuse me, new person. Anyway, welcome to the PPC. It's traditional to present new people with gifts, but I was just robbed by a giant squid. Instead of a gift, I shall give you advice: Don't trust giant squids if they offer to hold your stuff.
I hope that whatever the squid stole wasn't too important. Thank you for the advice. I shall lock it away in the back of my brain so I don't lose it.
Hello Catfish! Here, have a badger puppet and a jar of nutella!
Excellent! I hope the badger puppet likes dinosaur puppets. And nutella is the best! Thank you very much.