Subject: You don't find a use for Glistening Oil,
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Posted on: 2011-08-18 04:26:00 UTC
Glistening Oil finds a use for you.
BUAHAHAHAHA!
But seriously, don't be alarmed.
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Hi, I'm sort of new here. by
on 2011-08-17 20:41:00 UTC
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I found Jay and Acacia's original series a few years ago, and loved it. Then I found it again recently, and decided to get involved in the community that's grown up around the organization, 'cause you seem like a pretty cool bunch and I like meeting new people.
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Belate Welcome by
on 2011-08-23 22:22:00 UTC
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Welcome to the PPC! I hope you'll excuse the late welcome (if you even see it), and that you'll enjoy your time here. :D
Here, take some goat milk for the road. *Throws bottles of goat milk at you* -
Re: Belate Welcome by
on 2011-08-23 22:23:00 UTC
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I see it! I see it!
Well, I don't see it anymore, but that's because I've got goat's milk in my eyes. Thanks. -
Re: Hi, I'm sort of new here. by
on 2011-08-18 23:08:00 UTC
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Hello and welcome!
Have a Holy Hand Grenade (Not to be used near rabbits or lagomorphs of any kind) -
Re: Hi, I'm sort of new here. by
on 2011-08-19 04:12:00 UTC
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Thanks! What if they're Mary Sue lagomorphs? Or they really, really, really deserve it?
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WELCOME by
on 2011-08-18 19:48:00 UTC
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Hi! Here is an used javelin, used throwing knife, and used throwing ax!
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Re: WELCOME by
on 2011-08-19 03:03:00 UTC
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Thank you! May I ask what they've been used on, and if there's any chance bits of it might still be on the blades?
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They were used on... by
on 2011-08-19 20:29:00 UTC
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In fact, they were not used on Sues! The little black smudges are blood from orcs and trolls.
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Re: They were used on... by
on 2011-08-19 22:47:00 UTC
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Oh, good. I hate having Sue blood all over things; the glitter always flakes off and gets all over my clothes when it dries.
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Greetings! by
on 2011-08-18 19:09:00 UTC
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Welcome, delicious friend! Have a Faraday cage to put your sanity in.
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Re: Greetings! by
on 2011-08-19 03:02:00 UTC
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I taste horrible. Absolutely horrible. Please take my word for it, as well as my gratitude for the cage.
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Re:Re: Greetings by
on 2011-08-19 04:53:00 UTC
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The "delicious friend" bit was a quote from Echo Bazaar. I'm not actually crazy (yeah, just keep telling yourself that)...
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Re:Re: Greetings by
on 2011-08-19 05:02:00 UTC
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Oh, okay. See, this is what I get for not being a gamer.
I'm still not putting down the stick, though. -
Greetings! by
on 2011-08-18 16:30:00 UTC
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Well met, rookie! Please enjoy this oversized novelty thermometer as a welcoming present.
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Re: Greetings! by
on 2011-08-19 03:01:00 UTC
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Thank you, not-rookie! This oversized thermometer certainly is novel. I don't think I've ever seen one that makes me feel quite so welcome.
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Re: Hi, I'm sort of new here. by
on 2011-08-18 15:03:00 UTC
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Hi, have some fudge!
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Re: Hi, I'm sort of new here. by
on 2011-08-19 03:00:00 UTC
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Thank you!
Out of curiosity, exactly how dangerous is this fudge? -
Re: Hi, I'm sort of new here. by
on 2011-08-19 12:44:00 UTC
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The only danger is to waistlines :)
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Re: Hi, I'm sort of new here. by
on 2011-08-19 19:20:00 UTC
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Oh, I think I'll be okay, then. Lagomorphs keep chasing me around, and I've already lost four semipounds.
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Welcome! Have some pie! by
on 2011-08-18 04:18:00 UTC
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It explodes on Saturdays, so eat it quick! :D
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Re: Welcome! Have some pie! by
on 2011-08-18 04:21:00 UTC
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Oh, dear. What time zone does it go by? Do I have to eat it before it's Saturday anywhere even if it's still Friday where I am?
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Re: Welcome! Have some pie! by
on 2011-08-18 15:21:00 UTC
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No worries. It latches on to your time zone. Exploding pies like to be punctual, you know. ;)
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Re: Welcome! Have some pie! by
on 2011-08-19 19:18:00 UTC
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Oh, that's good. I used to make exploding strudel, and those things went off all over the place. I always make sure to check now.
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Good to have you a-Board! by
on 2011-08-18 03:25:00 UTC
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Welcome, new friend! Have an unwritten poem!
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Re: Good to have you a-Board! by
on 2011-08-18 03:31:00 UTC
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Thanks! I shall unillustrate it when I have time!
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Hi there! by
on 2011-08-18 01:15:00 UTC
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Welcome to the Board! Here, have some chocolate, and enjoy your stay!
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Re: Hi there! by
on 2011-08-18 03:22:00 UTC
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Thank you. Mmm, chocolate.
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Hi there! by
on 2011-08-17 23:36:00 UTC
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Have some Bleepka, and your two cents.
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Re: Hi there! by
on 2011-08-18 03:20:00 UTC
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Thanks. I'll put the Bleepka away until I find some really horrid badfic, but I might go put my two cents in somewhere else right now.
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Welcome! by
on 2011-08-17 21:30:00 UTC
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Have some Glistening Oil. We're happy to have you as part of the Great Work.
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Re: Welcome! by
on 2011-08-18 00:13:00 UTC
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Thanks. I'm sure I'll find a use for this.
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You don't find a use for Glistening Oil, by
on 2011-08-18 04:26:00 UTC
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Glistening Oil finds a use for you.
BUAHAHAHAHA!
But seriously, don't be alarmed. -
Re: You don't find a use for Glistening Oil, by
on 2011-08-18 04:29:00 UTC
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Not alarmed. Just backing away slowly.
Er. Is... is it supposed to be trying to climb out of the container? -
Welcome! by
on 2011-08-17 21:26:00 UTC
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Have this cookie. It's made of awesome.
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Re: Welcome! by
on 2011-08-17 21:28:00 UTC
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Thank you!
Hey, what do you think would happen if you put a cookie in an untoaster? Would it turn back into dough? -
Welcome! by
on 2011-08-17 20:55:00 UTC
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So are you really THE Emily? Because we've had a lot of impostor Emilys around here.
Come hang out in the IRC if you want, we don't bite. Hard.
Also, have an untoaster! It's like a regular toaster, except it turns toast back into bread. There was an accident involving a time machine. -
Re: Welcome! by
on 2011-08-17 21:12:00 UTC
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Well, I'm AN Emily, but anEmily sounds dangerously close to "anomaly," and I'm trying to keep that part of my life a secret.
Thank you for the untoaster. I can't count the number of times I've toasted bread and then decided I didn't want toast.