Subject: Welcome!
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Posted on: 2011-08-17 20:55:00 UTC
So are you really THE Emily? Because we've had a lot of impostor Emilys around here.
Come hang out in the IRC if you want, we don't bite. Hard.
Also, have an untoaster! It's like a regular toaster, except it turns toast back into bread. There was an accident involving a time machine.
I found Jay and Acacia's original series a few years ago, and loved it. Then I found it again recently, and decided to get involved in the community that's grown up around the organization, 'cause you seem like a pretty cool bunch and I like meeting new people.
Welcome to the PPC! I hope you'll excuse the late welcome (if you even see it), and that you'll enjoy your time here. :D
Here, take some goat milk for the road. *Throws bottles of goat milk at you*
I see it! I see it!
Well, I don't see it anymore, but that's because I've got goat's milk in my eyes. Thanks.
Hello and welcome!
Have a Holy Hand Grenade (Not to be used near rabbits or lagomorphs of any kind)
Thanks! What if they're Mary Sue lagomorphs? Or they really, really, really deserve it?
Hi! Here is an used javelin, used throwing knife, and used throwing ax!
Thank you! May I ask what they've been used on, and if there's any chance bits of it might still be on the blades?
In fact, they were not used on Sues! The little black smudges are blood from orcs and trolls.
Oh, good. I hate having Sue blood all over things; the glitter always flakes off and gets all over my clothes when it dries.
Welcome, delicious friend! Have a Faraday cage to put your sanity in.
I taste horrible. Absolutely horrible. Please take my word for it, as well as my gratitude for the cage.
The "delicious friend" bit was a quote from Echo Bazaar. I'm not actually crazy (yeah, just keep telling yourself that)...
Oh, okay. See, this is what I get for not being a gamer.
I'm still not putting down the stick, though.
Well met, rookie! Please enjoy this oversized novelty thermometer as a welcoming present.
Thank you, not-rookie! This oversized thermometer certainly is novel. I don't think I've ever seen one that makes me feel quite so welcome.
Hi, have some fudge!
Thank you!
Out of curiosity, exactly how dangerous is this fudge?
The only danger is to waistlines :)
Oh, I think I'll be okay, then. Lagomorphs keep chasing me around, and I've already lost four semipounds.
It explodes on Saturdays, so eat it quick! :D
Oh, dear. What time zone does it go by? Do I have to eat it before it's Saturday anywhere even if it's still Friday where I am?
No worries. It latches on to your time zone. Exploding pies like to be punctual, you know. ;)
Oh, that's good. I used to make exploding strudel, and those things went off all over the place. I always make sure to check now.
Welcome, new friend! Have an unwritten poem!
Thanks! I shall unillustrate it when I have time!
Welcome to the Board! Here, have some chocolate, and enjoy your stay!
Thank you. Mmm, chocolate.
Have some Bleepka, and your two cents.
Thanks. I'll put the Bleepka away until I find some really horrid badfic, but I might go put my two cents in somewhere else right now.
Have some Glistening Oil. We're happy to have you as part of the Great Work.
Thanks. I'm sure I'll find a use for this.
Glistening Oil finds a use for you.
BUAHAHAHAHA!
But seriously, don't be alarmed.
Not alarmed. Just backing away slowly.
Er. Is... is it supposed to be trying to climb out of the container?
Have this cookie. It's made of awesome.
Thank you!
Hey, what do you think would happen if you put a cookie in an untoaster? Would it turn back into dough?
So are you really THE Emily? Because we've had a lot of impostor Emilys around here.
Come hang out in the IRC if you want, we don't bite. Hard.
Also, have an untoaster! It's like a regular toaster, except it turns toast back into bread. There was an accident involving a time machine.
Well, I'm AN Emily, but anEmily sounds dangerously close to "anomaly," and I'm trying to keep that part of my life a secret.
Thank you for the untoaster. I can't count the number of times I've toasted bread and then decided I didn't want toast.