Alright, so there is this fic called Family Matters . It. . .
Well, it may not be the worst fic evar, but it certainly makes me wish for bleeprin. It starts off sane and then only gets more and more ridiculous.

The Dursleys are horrible and abusive as they always are in bad fanfic, so Harry runs away to go live with the Grangers, who practice nudism and have no problem with Harry having sex with their teenage daughter under their own roof. Hermione's mom is constantly stated to look like she could be her daughter's older sister and we're told that the Granger's nudism is not about sex. . . and then Harry has sex with Mrs. Granger. But it's alright and Mr. Granger forgives him because it too dark for Harry to see WHO HE WAS HAVING SEX WITH!!!

Sorry, descended into capslock of rage there for a minute. I'm back now. To continue. . .

Then she gets pregnant, but Mr. Granger's okay with it — "it was an honest mistake", and they've always wanted another child. Oh, and it's twins. Hermione gets pregnant thanks to magical coma sex. Both female Grangers give birth on the same day and oh god make it stop!

Deep breaths, deep breaths. . .

So in the end everyone who's good gets a happy ending with lots of orgies and babies and everyone who's bad gets what's coming to them.

Also Harry becomes Minister of Magic at 16.

Now I think I'm going to go whimper in a corner for a bit.