Subject: I always find one particular author's amusing.
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Posted on: 2011-07-30 02:33:00 UTC

She has something like this at the beginning of *every* chapter:

[author]: CORALINE! COME OUT TO PLAY!

Coraline: - under bed -

[author]: Hmm… Guess she's not in here… - acts like leaving and closes door -

Coraline: - comes out from under bed -

[author]: AHA! - tackles coraline -

Coraline: Get offa me!

[author]: NO! I Have to disclaim you!

Coraline: Can't you do that without sitting on me!

[author]: NOPE! Alright I don't own this lump of annoyingness right here

Coraline: See? This is why I don't like you! NOW GET OFF! -pushes off and runs out of room -

[author]: Wow… Anyway! NOW FOR THE MAIN EVENT!

Gah.

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