Subject: Can we make this happen?
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Posted on: 2013-05-23 05:39:00 UTC
It could be like a special Halloween RP or something, with an appropriate horror movie title:
"The return of the son of the bride of the nephew of the cousin twice removed of the grandfather of the mother of the niece of the brother of the sister of the grandson of Slorp."
She's basically the badfic author akin to that of My Immortal, only in real life.
Yeah, I can remember the days when I was a fresh little nut job set loose on Fanfiction.net. The first critical review I got sparked a reaction somewhat like this.
Fortunately, now the nut job knows how to take constructive criticism.
Being able to take criticism could save financial lives and reputations, amongst other things.
Good to start early, yes?
I don't want to end up attempting to actually injure my critics!
Brrr.
I wish I could say I were surprised.
John Taffer's done a bar rescue in Scottsdale - twice, I think -
And that's about all I got, really.
A. The bum crack of Arizona.
B. The schoolyard bully capitol of Arizona (not that that's relevant here).
I should expect news of the whole town just imploding within the next four years?
I'm not sure if it's a troll or not, but it's hilarious. And extremely offensive. And makes me, as a hostess at a fine restaurant myself, cringe in horror.
ABC Amy's Bakery something-some-odd, it was a long username.
It's like a twelve-year-old who can't handle trolls going on a rampage, man.
I'm not even employed (yet) and I can practice better business operations than these two worms. (Heck, sometimes I have to, given how wacky my mom's office can get!)
"Gosh, I'd take the Cafeteria meatloaf over this cr*p."
The owner might get offended and make meatloaf.
SLORP 2: NOW WITH THE ATTITUDE OF AN OBNOXIOUS FANBRAT!
It could be like a special Halloween RP or something, with an appropriate horror movie title:
"The return of the son of the bride of the nephew of the cousin twice removed of the grandfather of the mother of the niece of the brother of the sister of the grandson of Slorp."
And call the Doctor if you can.
Or, even better, the Doctor's indisposed because he's in FicPsych (again).
Commander Strax.
With his scissor grenades.
Projected casualties will be as low as 80%.
Just make sure the ...descendant... of Slorp doesn't get anywhere near the Cafeteria again. Maybe DoSAT can rig the containment field or something, if there's going to be one.
...We could even have it interrupt a Halloween party and people trying to figure out if it's a costume or not.
They undergo mitosis every once in a while as long as there is food nearby, so you can never truly be free of the infestation so long as there is one still left alive.
Kinda like Cybermen or zerg, really: it just takes one...
Nerys Carpenter and Elysa Webber in: The Hunting of the Slorps!
In which our intrepid Cafeteria ladies embark on the dangerous quest to rid HQ of all possible questionable foods that will spawn Slorps!
Maybe the Cafeteria food will actually become edible after their efforts!
We might want to start a new thread for convenience's sake. XD
Also, how in the world did a conversation about crazy Amy spawn the Son Of Slorp? What, was everybody watching old Friday The Thirteenth films or something?
Sentient meatloaf monsters, on the other hand.....
Plus the Slorp thing's kinda dominated the past couple months, so yeah. :P
Mary Sue? Apply Slorp directly to forehead.
Be prepared for unusually and extremely harsh punishments if it comes to pass.
Cafeteria workers doing what the DIA could not accomplish FOR GREAT JUSTICE.
He'll be pissed when he hears about Slorp's return!
that Slorp was a Flower conspiracy, it may be for the best for the SO to appear angered by the return of the PPC's new foul-smelling nemesis.
That the agents who highly dislike the Flowers would call this a Flower conspiracy?
They're probably, er... Preoccupied, at the moment.
After all, only half of his personalities were in on the plan anyway.
Did I just spark the Return of Slorp?
Don't enough agents suffer in the cafeteria already?
I...I do not think so. Doses of Bleepesteem should be cure enough, though.