Subject: Nein! Meine Gesundheit!
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Posted on: 2011-07-11 04:17:00 UTC
I'll never be able to read Jurassic Park again without thinking of this fic!
*runs screaming for Bleeprin*
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Badfic report (NSFB) by
on 2011-07-10 10:14:00 UTC
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http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6565283/1/araptorslust_v2
This fic needs to die. Urgently.
It features Lara Croft getting raped by a velociraptor.
I wish I was kidding. -
There's no need to fear... by
on 2011-07-15 06:25:00 UTC
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... I shall spork it! Gleefully! :D
Assuming I don't break. -
Argh! by
on 2011-07-12 19:46:00 UTC
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It makes no sense! Out of Cheese Error! Mr. Jelly! Someone pass me the Bleeprin and dried frog pills.
Ye gods, this is terrible, not to mention inconsistent, poorly written, nonsensical, and against all anatomy and common sense. Excuse me now, I have to put my brain in the dishwasher. -
Re: Badfic report (NSFB) by
on 2011-07-12 04:08:00 UTC
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I loved those movies... please excuse me while I cry hysterically.
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Nein! Meine Gesundheit! by
on 2011-07-11 04:17:00 UTC
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I'll never be able to read Jurassic Park again without thinking of this fic!
*runs screaming for Bleeprin* -
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on 2011-07-11 03:26:00 UTC
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Oh god. I think I'm actually going to throw up now. Excuse me while I get some fresh air and start screaming at the top of my lungs. (And I barely even know what Tomb Raider is.) Someone, please just kill it now...
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Re: Badfic report (NSFB) by
on 2011-07-11 03:03:00 UTC
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Personally I recommend this fic never be referred to by its proper name. It shall be called the Raptor Fic or the RLT Fic.
If you've read it, you know EXACTLY what RLT stands for. -
Seconded. (nm) by
on 2011-07-11 04:18:00 UTC
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*reads the fic* by
on 2011-07-11 02:38:00 UTC
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*her face twitches* ERROR 404 NO BRAIN FOUND. TRY RELOADING LATER
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Re: Badfic report (NSFB) by
on 2011-07-10 17:47:00 UTC
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My brain just divided by zero.
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What. by
on 2011-07-10 14:01:00 UTC
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what is this I don't even...
...Sorry, I think my brain just fused there for a minute... -
What the... by
on 2011-07-10 11:27:00 UTC
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Seriously, what is it with raptors?