Re: Badfic report (NSFB)

Badfic report (NSFB) by Pieguy on 2011-07-10 10:14:00 UTC Reply

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6565283/1/araptorslust_v2

This fic needs to die. Urgently.

It features Lara Croft getting raped by a velociraptor.

I wish I was kidding.

There's no need to fear... by Bronwyn on 2011-07-15 06:25:00 UTC Reply

... I shall spork it! Gleefully! :D

Assuming I don't break.
Argh! by Myrtle Tamlane on 2011-07-12 19:46:00 UTC Reply

It makes no sense! Out of Cheese Error! Mr. Jelly! Someone pass me the Bleeprin and dried frog pills.

Ye gods, this is terrible, not to mention inconsistent, poorly written, nonsensical, and against all anatomy and common sense. Excuse me now, I have to put my brain in the dishwasher.
Re: Badfic report (NSFB) by Astral Void on 2011-07-12 04:08:00 UTC Reply

I loved those movies... please excuse me while I cry hysterically.
Nein! Meine Gesundheit! by Spiegel1 on 2011-07-11 04:17:00 UTC Reply

I'll never be able to read Jurassic Park again without thinking of this fic!

*runs screaming for Bleeprin*
... by Kitty's Muse on 2011-07-11 03:26:00 UTC Reply

Oh god. I think I'm actually going to throw up now. Excuse me while I get some fresh air and start screaming at the top of my lungs. (And I barely even know what Tomb Raider is.) Someone, please just kill it now...
Re: Badfic report (NSFB) by Pieguy on 2011-07-11 03:03:00 UTC Reply

Personally I recommend this fic never be referred to by its proper name. It shall be called the Raptor Fic or the RLT Fic.

If you've read it, you know EXACTLY what RLT stands for.

Thirded by Will-o-wisp on 2011-07-11 18:23:00 UTC Reply

I've only read the first three paragraphs and I already feel nauseous. x_x

This needs to die. Now.

*reads the fic* by Sonne on 2011-07-11 02:38:00 UTC Reply

*her face twitches* ERROR 404 NO BRAIN FOUND. TRY RELOADING LATER
Re: Badfic report (NSFB) by Tawaki on 2011-07-10 17:47:00 UTC Reply

My brain just divided by zero.
What. by OpinionedAngel on 2011-07-10 14:01:00 UTC Reply

what is this I don't even...

...Sorry, I think my brain just fused there for a minute...
What the... by Ellipsis Flood on 2011-07-10 11:27:00 UTC Reply

Seriously, what is it with raptors?