Hello! by
Myrtle Tamlane
on 2011-07-07 22:23:00 UTC
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Have a box half-full of chocolates and half-full of tea.
Well hey there. . . by
Flyndragon
on 2011-07-07 22:09:00 UTC
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Here, have a Paul McCartney poster. Don't be frightened if he moves around a bit, that's normal.
Hello! by
Sonne
on 2011-07-07 00:14:00 UTC
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Enjoy this wonderful coral snake! It has the bad habit of biting. If it does so, please run to your closest hospital.
Hi, there. Have some Essence of Insanity! by
Krzysztof Drewniak
on 2011-07-06 16:22:00 UTC
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You'll need it around here.
Hello Fellow Troper! by
OpinionedAngel
on 2011-07-06 14:17:00 UTC
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Welcome to the Board! Here, have some chocolate, and enjoy your stay!
Hai! by
Fish Custard
on 2011-07-06 11:54:00 UTC
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Welcome to the madness Board.
Have a spork and a towel, the basic tools that any Canon Protector needs.
Also, yay for tropers! ^_^
Welcome on board! by
EileenAlphabet
on 2011-07-06 11:42:00 UTC
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Have a viking helmet and some spider web.
Welcome! by
Elemarth
on 2011-07-06 08:35:00 UTC
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Have a t-shirt that declares you to be a snarker! Enjoy!
Welcome! by
WhiteRaven93
on 2011-07-06 07:14:00 UTC
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Have a bag of chocolates. Er... *most* of a bag of chocolates. I helped myself on the way over. =)
Re: Hey all! by
Meta
on 2011-07-06 07:03:00 UTC
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Welcome to the fun. Have a leather bound copy of Jay and Acacia's mission logs and a half dozen plastic sporks.
Good to have you a-Board! by
doctorlit
on 2011-07-06 02:38:00 UTC
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Welcome, new friend! Help yourself to the bag of venomous arthropods. Don't worry, they don't bite!
Hello there! by
HerrWozzeck
on 2011-07-06 02:26:00 UTC
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It's nice to see new peeps around here!
Here, have some Nikolai Rimsky-Korsakov for the road:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kT3ILorqLL4
Welcome! by
Will-o-wisp
on 2011-07-06 01:45:00 UTC
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As one of the "n00bs" who just recently announced her own presence, I'd like to welcome you to the PPC myself! :D
Here, have some spoiled fat-free goat milk! Unlike the A.I. mentioned in the topic below, it is not great at parties.
First Salute! by
Gandalf the Beige
on 2011-07-06 01:41:00 UTC
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Tropers of the world unite!
Whups, forgot a gift. by
Mister Shoebox
on 2011-07-06 01:26:00 UTC
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Here-a rocket launcher that uses clowns as ammunition. Try it out on your enemies!
Re: Hey all! by
Mister Shoebox
on 2011-07-06 01:20:00 UTC
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Hi and welcome, fellow newbie!