Subject: Yay science!
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Posted on: 2011-07-07 02:46:00 UTC
If you run, the poison will circulate around your body faster because your heart beats faster when you're running. Therefore, you have a higher chance of survival if you just walk. :P
Since every newcomer, newbie, n00b, and [chosen term here] seems to be announcing their presence, why not add my name to the list.
I'm a snarky, PPC loving (some obviousness here), troping, sci-fi addicted... snarker...
And it's awesome indeed to add myself to this community.
Have a box half-full of chocolates and half-full of tea.
Here, have a Paul McCartney poster. Don't be frightened if he moves around a bit, that's normal.
Enjoy this wonderful coral snake! It has the bad habit of biting. If it does so, please run to your closest hospital.
If you run, the poison will circulate around your body faster because your heart beats faster when you're running. Therefore, you have a higher chance of survival if you just walk. :P
You'll need it around here.
Welcome to the Board! Here, have some chocolate, and enjoy your stay!
Welcome to the madness Board.
Have a spork and a towel, the basic tools that any Canon Protector needs.
Also, yay for tropers! ^_^
Have a viking helmet and some spider web.
Have a t-shirt that declares you to be a snarker! Enjoy!
Have a bag of chocolates. Er... *most* of a bag of chocolates. I helped myself on the way over. =)
Welcome to the fun. Have a leather bound copy of Jay and Acacia's mission logs and a half dozen plastic sporks.
Welcome, new friend! Help yourself to the bag of venomous arthropods. Don't worry, they don't bite!
It's nice to see new peeps around here!
Here, have some Nikolai Rimsky-Korsakov for the road:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kT3ILorqLL4
As one of the "n00bs" who just recently announced her own presence, I'd like to welcome you to the PPC myself! :D
Here, have some spoiled fat-free goat milk! Unlike the A.I. mentioned in the topic below, it is not great at parties.
Tropers of the world unite!
Here-a rocket launcher that uses clowns as ammunition. Try it out on your enemies!
Hi and welcome, fellow newbie!
Hi, have some fudge!