Subject: Slenderman is its own continuum, I guess.
Author:
Posted on: 2011-07-02 16:09:00 UTC
It's from a series of creepypasta posts and photo manipulations on Something Awful. Basically a modern urban legend. The concept of murdering it with a keyblade is just stupid.
In which Florestan and Eusabius chase around three very obvious Kingdom Hearts Stus around Thedas.
https://docs.google.com/document/d/10HdwucatYvwaCBnQdhbcl77oInJqfMntegrI2iB8DFE/edit?hl=en_US&authkey=CPjZ2o4B#
Now I just need to create the PPC page for the Dragon Age continuum, and we'll be good.
So here are some things. Here are the minis I'm putting up for adoption:
Cailen (Mini-hurlock)
Benidict (Mini-shriek)
Zathrien (Mini-shriek)
And if any of you want to spork anything by him, the link to his profile is here:
http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2770631/Dragginninja
That is all. Hope you guys enjoyed the mission!
Yeah...when you see Sues that pointlessly overpowered, the author wasn't even trying. Glad to see these ones bite the dust. I wish I could spork some of this Suethor's other stuff, but they all contain canons I don't know. So uh...uuuuuhhhhh...*Is distracted by Kirox killing Slenderman. Freaking Slenderman.*
Anyway, a couple of mistakes in your mission:
Just before Lunavier's weapon turns into a staff (or whatever is supposed to be happening there) you spell her name Lunaveir. Best see about that mini-Sue before it wreaks any havoc.
"Florestan frowned as this message boomed in and out of the landscape as the group of canons." I think the end of that sentence is missing something.
He kills Slenderman? I thought Slenderman was unkillable.
...
How would Medical go about healing a murderous humanoid eldritch horror?
We call the injured Slender Man a character replacement, and we don't take the real one anywhere near HQ. That's how.
...but Slenderman WAS mentioned in the fic I sporked. I got the canon back in order before I could get to that point, though. (Slenderman appears around chapter 9 of the fic: I stopped the sporking at chapter 5.)
Trust me, it's for the best. If I hadn't stopped earlier, I'd have had to deal with a Freddy Kreuger mini spawning from yet another mid-chapter author's note and I would've had to get a DeLorean from the Stu before sending that and the gummi ship to DoSAT.
I know, right?
Yeah, I was wondering about that, actually. What continuum was Slenderman originally from?
Wow, I don't know how I missed that. Fixed, so thanks for spotting the errors.
It's from a series of creepypasta posts and photo manipulations on Something Awful. Basically a modern urban legend. The concept of murdering it with a keyblade is just stupid.
Excellent mission, HerrWozzeck. *pets a mini*
It's great that there are other agents doing Dragon Age as well.
Although I can't help being a little bit envious. I have a Dragon Age fic lined up and there are a ton of minis in it, and I was going to make them mini-Mabaris. Now what am I going do with all my great jokes about dog-slobber? :P
But congrats on killing of such a horrible beast. And yeah, none of it made any sense.
Yeah. Bad Dragon Age crossovers that have enough material to be sproked are hard to find, but if I find another one, you'll bet it'll be up next on the chopping block.
So you're going to write in Dragon Age too, huh? I'm looking forward to that mission! =D
And sorry about your missing mabari jokes. =( But hey, look at this way: you can now make jokes about the Taint!