Subject: That raises an inquiry
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Posted on: 2011-06-24 01:02:00 UTC
What do you mean "badass" Stu? For a Stu to be badass, he would have to be awesome. As Stus are not awesome but pathetic, it would seem that Stus are inherently non-badass.
Aw hey! It's me again. ^^
Yeah, you know how I was writing another KH OFU because the one by Rain Urameshi hadn't been updated for about two-three years? Erm...point...
Basically I found this uber badass!Stu and promptly parodied him. Then we dissected him. Which was sadistically awesome. I have a question now--for Badass!Stus, what's their blood color? Sparkly black goo or badass-looking pink goo?
Or should I just go with sparkly pink goo?
What do you mean "badass" Stu? For a Stu to be badass, he would have to be awesome. As Stus are not awesome but pathetic, it would seem that Stus are inherently non-badass.
I meant the classification. I was browsing through the wiki in hopes of an answer and came up with glitter, sparkles and impossible colors.
It's a wishful badassedness that intelligent people take one look at and click their tongues while shaking their heads and saying, "That poor boy. Death is a mercy."
So I guess I was saying more of a Not*really*badass!Stu.
But I suppose...that descriptive purple prose...ah...works. ^^ Mind if I use it?
I am sure you could come up with a hue just as atrocious.
You know. The Stu who wants to be Kratos from God of War. Who desperately has to prove he is stronger than everything. Who gives himself nemesis after nemesis in order to look awesome.
But yes, I agree that Stus are non-badass. They are that guy who tells you about the time he fought 10 ninjas, yet he couldn't fend off a stray cat to save his life. They are that idiot at the party who tries to make himself out as superman but really is just a tool.
On the question of the IWishIWasAwesome!Stu Blood, I would say it's REDDER THAN THE BLOOD OF MY ENEMIES, AND WITH EVERY BLOODY BLOOD DROP OF ESCAPING LIFE FLUID IT BURNS WITH THE DRAGON FIRE OF A THOUSAND PHOENIXES, SPLATTERING AND RENDING THE AIR SUCH THAT THE SOUND IS COMPARABLE TO ALL OF ASGARD ON STAGE IN CONCERT WITH THOR ON ELECTRIC GUITAR, EXCEPT EVEN MORE METAL THAN THAT BY A FACTOR OF 6.
... Yeah...!
CAPSLOCK DESCRIPTION LULZ.
*falls over laughing*
Although a bit long. Then again, unless you're a Suethor, you don't mention the colour of anything more than once or twice.
I was going to reply on the subject of Badass!Stus, but I like yours much better. I'll just add that the Badass!Stu is badass in the same way that Sues are special: they only think they are. We just haven't come up with a clever misspelling of badass to illustrate it yet.
~Neshomeh
The trouble is, "badass" doesn't have any letters in it that can be replaced by other letters but still sound the same in the way that special/speshul does. {= P
~Neshomeh
Also, a friend of mine seconded this.
Hm...
How about fadass?