I meant the classification. I was browsing through the wiki in hopes of an answer and came up with glitter, sparkles and impossible colors.

It's a wishful badassedness that intelligent people take one look at and click their tongues while shaking their heads and saying, "That poor boy. Death is a mercy."

So I guess I was saying more of a Not*really*badass!Stu.

But I suppose...that descriptive purple prose...ah...works. ^^ Mind if I use it?

You know. The Stu who wants to be Kratos from God of War. Who desperately has to prove he is stronger than everything. Who gives himself nemesis after nemesis in order to look awesome.

But yes, I agree that Stus are non-badass. They are that guy who tells you about the time he fought 10 ninjas, yet he couldn't fend off a stray cat to save his life. They are that idiot at the party who tries to make himself out as superman but really is just a tool.

On the question of the IWishIWasAwesome!Stu Blood, I would say it's REDDER THAN THE BLOOD OF MY ENEMIES, AND WITH EVERY BLOODY BLOOD DROP OF ESCAPING LIFE FLUID IT BURNS WITH THE DRAGON FIRE OF A THOUSAND PHOENIXES, SPLATTERING AND RENDING THE AIR SUCH THAT THE SOUND IS COMPARABLE TO ALL OF ASGARD ON STAGE IN CONCERT WITH THOR ON ELECTRIC GUITAR, EXCEPT EVEN MORE METAL THAN THAT BY A FACTOR OF 6.

... Yeah...!