Subject: Re: Parody Song: Last Fanfic (also, any requests?)
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Posted on: 2011-06-19 15:53:00 UTC
When I read the Harry/Snape line, I just substituted Tai/Matt (from Digimon) because there's a lot of stupid slashfic about those two. There's so many pairings in fandoms, I wonder what happened to friendship. Also, the "Tenth Walker" line was hilarious!
Lordy-loo - I am singing filk left and right!
Wanted to do this filk for a while. Still didn't do it much justice. XD Sorry, Doctorlit! Maybe next time it'll be better~!
I'd like to ask if anyone has an requests for songs they'd like to hear? It doesn't have to be a PPC related song - I do covers, too! :3 Albeit, I can only sing so much. ^^; I am female, so my range can be a bit limited (although I have covered songs sung by men by giving them a female flair). So if there's a song you'd like to hear me sing (I know more anime and video game songs than I do current popular songs out there, unless you count Lady Gaga), just leave me a note here with a song and I'll get to it. :3 Can't promise they'll be any good though. XD
Original tune is 'Last Christmas'
Filk is called 'Last Fanfic'
These are the modified lyrics to fit the instrumental
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zr2Hl6ca3lw
Last fanfic, I gave you concrit,
But the very next day, you waved it away.
This time, I guess you won't mind
If I just leave flames instead.
Once written, we must try
To get good feedback, but you just roll your eye.
Tell me, Suethor; do you need a beta?
No, I thought not, I guess I'll read ya later.
Here's a website; I linked it up and sent it
With a note saying "You need help!" I meant it.
Now I know what a fool I've been.
You don't want to improve, you just crave the attention.
Last fanfic, I gave you concrit,
But the very next day, you waved it away.
This time, I guess you won't mind
If I just leave flames instead.
Last fanfic, I gave you concrit,
But the very next day, you waved it away.
This time, I guess you won't mind
If I just leave flames instead.
In a chat room, users with weird names.
I see you've blocked me; why such childish games?
My god, I thought you'd appreciate assistance,
But your grammar errors show up with persistence.
Another Tenth Walker for the one-hundredth time,
A Harry/Snape slashfic? This is really a crime!
Oh well, if this is what you call a plot,
I guess I'll leave you to it!
Last fanfic, I gave you concrit,
But the very next day, you waved it away.
This time, I guess you won't mind
If I just leave flames instead.
Last fanfic, I gave you concrit,
But the very next day, you waved it away.
This time, I guess you won't mind
If I just leave flames instead.
Last fanfic, I gave you concrit,
But the very next day, you waved it away.
This time, I guess you won't mind
If I just leave flames instead.
When I read the Harry/Snape line, I just substituted Tai/Matt (from Digimon) because there's a lot of stupid slashfic about those two. There's so many pairings in fandoms, I wonder what happened to friendship. Also, the "Tenth Walker" line was hilarious!
Funny and well-written. My favourite part is the line 'With a note saying "You need help!" I meant it.'
Mary Sues from Japan
The Mary Sue in Denial
Old Cooper's Gary Stus
"The Agent's List", to the tune of "I've Got a Little List" from The Mikado, is not yet on DA. Yes, I've seen most of these Sues (Saavedro's nephew was my own Stu from a long time ago).
1ST. AGENT:
As someday it may happen that a victim must be found,
I've got a little list! I've got a little list!
Of Suvian offenders who might well be underground
And who never would be missed! They never would be missed!
First there's Legolas' beloved who's half-Vanya, half-Maia.
There's Sirius' beloved who's a fifth Marauder. Gah!
The sorcerer who is in love with Susan Pevensie,
And Achenar's twin sister who's as mad as mad can be,
And poor Worf's Klingon lover who is "less brave than a wrist,"
They'll none of them be missed! They'll none of them be missed!
CHORUS:
He's got them on the list! He's got them on the list!
And they'll none of them be missed! They'll none of them be missed!
1ST. AGENT:
There's the sister to Darth Vader who will soon Darth Caedus face.
Saavy's nephew raised on Myst, I've got him on the list.
The tootsitramps who're screwing every warlock in the place
They'd none of them be missed! They'd none of them be missed!
Then the "piratess" so pretty who's not much more than a girl,
Who woos Jack Sparrow and makes him forget about the Pearl
And the Lady Firebird's cousin from bloodlines that never were
Who's also Brennan's kin by uncles kidnapped by the Shuhr.
And that singular anomaly, Tom Riddle's little sis
I don't think she'll be missed! I'm sure she'll not be missed!
CHORUS:
He's got her on the list! He's got her on the list!
And he's sure she'll not be missed! He's sure she'll not be missed!
1ST. AGENT:
And that puella nimia nuisance who just now is rather rife:
The Paravel Fifth-Throne-ist (I've got her on the list).
The Pegacorn who's humanoid and who'd be Leggy's wife
I don't think she'll be missed! I don't think she'll be missed!
And those fan-created phantoms of a canon-warping type
Such as once made Garfield Odie kill and Jon Arbuckle. Yipe!
Likewise such as make Harry go to bed with You-Know-Who.
I'm sure that much more of such types will soon occur to you.
And you ought to put as many as will fit upon the list
For they'll none of them be missed! They'll none of them be missed!
CHORUS:
You may put them on the list! You may put them on the list!
And they'll none of them be missed! They'll none of them be missed!
These look a bit difficult. And I don't usually cover songs with more than two people (self duet for the win) but I'll do my best. I'll take this as a challenge!
This is awesome! Love it!
I don't suppose you could do a cover of 'Cruel Angel's Thesis' (the Evangelion OP) at some point? I'd love to hear your take on it. ^^
Link: <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0kFhPVAhVo">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0kFhPVAhV_o
I loved it since EVa first came out years ago. I used to sing it all the time. Sure! I'll do a cover for this. :)
You have no idea how exciting it was coming home to this! Thank you so much! I was sort of wanting you to cover this, but I couldn't work up the courage to ask.
I didn't exactly make it easy for you either, because when I wrote this, I used the Taylor Swift version (being the one I had on my mp3 player already) which is slightly different from the more well-known Wham! version. So sorry my lyrics don't quite match up the way they should! I was going to do a rewrite, but I guess I waited a bit too long. )_)
But anyway, thanks so much for doing this! I am honored!
/end fanboy rant
I had the Taylor Swift version since singing her version should be somewhat easier for me as a female singer. I've always liked Last Christmas since I was little so I really enjoyed singing this filk,so thank you for writing it. If you ever re-write the lyrics I'd be more than happy to sing it as well. :) Also never be shy to ask me to sing something. I love to sing.