Have a graduated cylinder. :'D

Hi, have a Magikarp for 500 Poke! No, I'm just kidding. It's free, and when it evolves, you can train it to kill Mary Sues!

I'm ridiculously happy to meet someone who found us through ff.net. Ahhh, just like old times. I got here through Miss Cam's original Official Fanfiction University of Middle-earth, myself. ^_^

Here, have a bumper sticker! *slaps on sticker reading "Love me, love my mini."*

~Neshomeh

Here you have a bag with a variety of flags. Enjoy them!

Here's a box of red pens. You may need them.

Well met, rookie! Please enjoy this tray of honey-glazed punctuation marks. They're quite scrumptious.

Have some House Roac hot chocolate

and enjoy your stay!

Welcome and regards,
Lleu

I first heard of the PPC through an OFU too (Cats).

Welcome to the Board! I'm glad you've taken an interest!

Here, have some chocolte, and please enjoy your stay!

Welcome to the madness!

Have a towel and this bucket of experimental anti-sparkle serum. Spray it on Mary Sues to temporarily nullify their canon-warping effects. Don't drink it, or put it in cakes, because I have no idea what might happen if you do!

P.S. If the bucket starts talking to you, don't worry, that's perfectly normal.

Hi, have some fudge!

It's great to have a newcomer here!

Here, have some Arnold Schoenberg for the road:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Az7kIPoBTS0

Fair winds!

Now you can throw BBQ parties!

Welcome, new friend! Help yourself to the venomous arthropod bag. Don't worry, they don't bite!

Don't feed it Sueish meat.

Welcome to the Board, Ru.

I'm willing to answer all your questions, but first, let me start with one of my own; do you know what the PPC is/does?

:)

If you like, can do this over AIM, YIM, MSN, what have you. fairladypsyche for the first two, and @hotmail.com for the last one.

I like talking to people, especially newbies, so don't feel afraid of contacting me. ^_^