Oh hai thar. by
Lily Winterwood
on 2011-06-20 06:45:00 UTC
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Have a graduated cylinder. :'D
Re: Um... hi! by
digitai111
on 2011-06-19 15:54:00 UTC
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Hi, have a Magikarp for 500 Poke! No, I'm just kidding. It's free, and when it evolves, you can train it to kill Mary Sues!
Welcome! by
Neshomeh
on 2011-06-17 18:14:00 UTC
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I'm ridiculously happy to meet someone who found us through ff.net. Ahhh, just like old times. I got here through Miss Cam's original Official Fanfiction University of Middle-earth, myself. ^_^
Here, have a bumper sticker! *slaps on sticker reading "Love me, love my mini."*
~Neshomeh
Hey hey! by
Sonne
on 2011-06-17 17:26:00 UTC
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Here you have a bag with a variety of flags. Enjoy them!
Hello! by
Myrtle Tamlane
on 2011-06-17 17:10:00 UTC
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Here's a box of red pens. You may need them.
Greetings! by
PoorCynic
on 2011-06-17 16:07:00 UTC
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Well met, rookie! Please enjoy this tray of honey-glazed punctuation marks. They're quite scrumptious.
Welcome! by
Lleu
on 2011-06-17 15:08:00 UTC
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Have some House Roac hot chocolate

and enjoy your stay!
Welcome and regards,
Lleu
First plover! by
Tawaki
on 2011-06-17 14:49:00 UTC
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I first heard of the PPC through an OFU too (Cats).
Hello Friend! by
OpinionedAngel
on 2011-06-17 13:57:00 UTC
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Welcome to the Board! I'm glad you've taken an interest!
Here, have some chocolte, and please enjoy your stay!
Hai! by
Fish Custard
on 2011-06-17 13:48:00 UTC
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Welcome to the madness!
Have a towel and this bucket of experimental anti-sparkle serum. Spray it on Mary Sues to temporarily nullify their canon-warping effects. Don't drink it, or put it in cakes, because I have no idea what might happen if you do!
P.S. If the bucket starts talking to you, don't worry, that's perfectly normal.
Welcome! by
HerrWozzeck
on 2011-06-17 11:34:00 UTC
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It's great to have a newcomer here!
Here, have some Arnold Schoenberg for the road:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Az7kIPoBTS0
Welcome, here's a tall ship! by
Khajidu
on 2011-06-17 10:55:00 UTC
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Fair winds!
Now you can throw BBQ parties!
Good to have you a-Board! by
doctorlit
on 2011-06-17 09:00:00 UTC
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Welcome, new friend! Help yourself to the venomous arthropod bag. Don't worry, they don't bite!
Have a Jaguar cub! by
Wikimaster
on 2011-06-17 08:40:00 UTC
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Don't feed it Sueish meat.
Hi! by
JulyFlame
on 2011-06-17 04:58:00 UTC
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Welcome to the Board, Ru.
I'm willing to answer all your questions, but first, let me start with one of my own; do you know what the PPC is/does?
:)
If you like, can do this over AIM, YIM, MSN, what have you. fairladypsyche for the first two, and @hotmail.com for the last one.
I like talking to people, especially newbies, so don't feel afraid of contacting me. ^_^