Subject: Mmh...
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Posted on: 2011-06-07 15:53:00 UTC
I wonder how bear tastes...
But if you're going to use it for dinner, sober it up. I don't think that bleeproducts mix well with whatever drugs it has.
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What should I dooo... by
on 2011-06-07 03:20:00 UTC
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with this Kodiak bear in the mission that I'm currently writing? It's drugged with various substances, including hallucinogens, sedatives, and other things. I'm tempted to just leave it in a wildlife preservation, but I'm worried about leaving it drugged up. Any suggestions?
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Donate it to a petting zoo? by
on 2011-06-07 21:53:00 UTC
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If it's drugged up enough, it may even let the kids ride on it. Glod knows I wanted to ride on a bear when I was younger.
Then again, my first bee sting was from petting the bee, so maybe not. -
What about Medical? by
on 2011-06-07 17:17:00 UTC
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They have a veterinary ward, right? And Medical has to be ready for anything, since so much weird stuff happens in fics. I bet they have something that can remove those drugs.
Though really, I have no idea what a bear with withdrawal symptoms would be like. Could be trouble. -
drugs wear off by
on 2011-06-07 08:18:00 UTC
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that is, if its metabolism is functioning.
A zoo may have more experience dealing with bears that have been treated badly. For instance, in Eastern Europe dancing bears were a circus attraction. Bears were abused to get them to dance.
In zoo that has such bears may also know how to deal with a drugged up Kodiak bear. Perhaps they can keep it separate from other bears while it goes cold turkey. -
Where did that bear come from? (nm) by
on 2011-06-07 04:17:00 UTC
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A zoo in Washington State, apparently. by
on 2011-06-07 05:38:00 UTC
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Not sure which one, though.
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What fic is the bear from and how did it get all drugged up? (nm by
on 2011-06-07 22:23:00 UTC
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Info on bear by
on 2011-06-08 05:16:00 UTC
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This is its home fic, and it got drugged up because of some poachers who wanted to hunt it.
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Re: A zoo in Washington State, apparently. by
on 2011-06-07 12:45:00 UTC
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A zoo that has Kodiak bears should have a vet on staff that can handle their health issues. Treating the sedative overdose shouldn't be a problem, they've got to be prepped for a goof with the trank guns. The hallucinogens are what's worrying me. For that, you pretty much need the best bear vet around, and I have no idea where you'd find him/her.
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Dinner. by
on 2011-06-07 04:17:00 UTC
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Probably tastes better than what's available in the cafeteria.