Subject: Putting the pipes to use.
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Posted on: 2011-06-05 16:23:00 UTC
Well, she is an ex-Sue! May as well put those nice vocal cords to use without having people have to fetch glopsnerch!
... I was thinking about it and I was like... people consider perverted self fantasies of 40 year old greasy people creepy. What makes perverted self fantasies of a young girl less creepy? Or anybody else's perverted self fantasies less creepy?
Nothing does.
...This time, it's 'Want You Gone'. And you know what? This filk is a direct sequel of 'Good Fanfic', which is sung to the tune of 'Still Alive'. :3 And what is this new filk called? 'PPC'd'. Enjoy~!
Listen to it~!
PPC'd
Parody lyrics by Keily
Original Song 'Want You Gone' by Jonathan Coulton
Well, you update again
Each chapter brings displeasure
You never did look over your work twice
Oh, how I cried and wept
But now I'll put my foot down
It's not my fault you didn't take my good advice
"She's got blue hair like sapphires
And it's all 'natural'
She could outfight King Arthur
And invented the Round Table."
She seems a lot like you
(Although you're not as skinny)
She's even got the same first name as you
Maybe one day you'll see
The error of your dumb ways
For now I will report you to the PPC
You wrote yourself a Sue fic
It's unforgivable
That you killed off Arwen
So Aragorn is available
You say she's a pirate queen?
Oh. I'm gonna need some Bleeprin.
And some Bleekpa for those poor Agents
Who will have to go
Into this urple nightmare
And show your Mary-Sue a bit of common sense.
Don't say I didn't warn you
Your vampire's spark-l-y
I can forgive Steph Meyer
Why's your Sue so creepy?
Why is she a dog furry?
She's gonna be PPC'd.
Must...record...cover...WHERE IS MY FLARKING MICROPHONE?!?!?!
I posted it as a video response to yours. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2fG14fbXFA
Ha. I finally got it done. YouTube video to come. Download link: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=PR7255O1
I, um, sang it slightly differently. And in the original key. The second and third verse-to-chorus key changes are iffy. Blargh.
Really awesome, and rather ironic, considering I just finished watching a walkthrough for Portal 2 only recently.
Yes! Keilytunes are the best tunes!
... I never thought of Sues as 'creepy' but then... I thought on it and...
They totally are. They are so creepy. It doesn't matter that they are often made by young people who don't know any better. They are still creepy.
Methinks that Agent Shinra should release a 'CD' in HQ or something. XD
Well, them Sues...are they are uber creepy! A girl's often perverted self fantasies left out in the open where anybody can stumble upon them? Horrifying, isn't it? So creeeepy!
Well, she is an ex-Sue! May as well put those nice vocal cords to use without having people have to fetch glopsnerch!
... I was thinking about it and I was like... people consider perverted self fantasies of 40 year old greasy people creepy. What makes perverted self fantasies of a young girl less creepy? Or anybody else's perverted self fantasies less creepy?
Nothing does.
One of your best yet, I'd say! It fits the tune really well!
Took some of Neshomeh's advice and worked harder to make the lyrics fit better with the tune. Some parts are still damn iffy, but if you sing it just right, it works.
Although I think I might have failed during mixing. =__=; I swear to Farore that I could hear the vocals just fine....
And the music fits it oh so well.
However, what's Bleekpa? Sounds like a cheap Bleepka knockoff, or what Bleepka becomes when brewed wrong.
Maybe we can use it as a fuel in various PPC tech.
I'm sure Bleekpa is a miniature bottle of Bleepka.