...This time, it's 'Want You Gone'. And you know what? This filk is a direct sequel of 'Good Fanfic', which is sung to the tune of 'Still Alive'. :3 And what is this new filk called? 'PPC'd'. Enjoy~!

Listen to it~!

PPC'd
Parody lyrics by Keily
Original Song 'Want You Gone' by Jonathan Coulton

Well, you update again
Each chapter brings displeasure
You never did look over your work twice
Oh, how I cried and wept
But now I'll put my foot down
It's not my fault you didn't take my good advice

"She's got blue hair like sapphires
And it's all 'natural'
She could outfight King Arthur
And invented the Round Table."

She seems a lot like you
(Although you're not as skinny)
She's even got the same first name as you
Maybe one day you'll see
The error of your dumb ways
For now I will report you to the PPC

You wrote yourself a Sue fic
It's unforgivable
That you killed off Arwen
So Aragorn is available

You say she's a pirate queen?
Oh. I'm gonna need some Bleeprin.
And some Bleekpa for those poor Agents
Who will have to go
Into this urple nightmare
And show your Mary-Sue a bit of common sense.

Don't say I didn't warn you
Your vampire's spark-l-y
I can forgive Steph Meyer
Why's your Sue so creepy?

Why is she a dog furry?
She's gonna be PPC'd.