Subject: Ahoi Thar!
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Posted on: 2011-05-31 16:27:00 UTC
'Ere, 'ave a conical hat and a pie.
The conical hat is made from tin foil and duct tape, so it keeps the conspiracy theorists out.
The pie is just this pie, y'know?
Hi, I'm new here. I've been against noncanon long before I heard of the PPC and hope to get permission to do some stuff in the Digimon fandom. I read it's the fourth largest fanfiction category, which means there's an abundance of badfic, but there's not many people in it.
I will also try not to start duels with squirt guns or grease the floor outside the cafeteria and scream "Mary Sues!". Even though it sounds fun.
Digimon, eh? Nifty. Here's a heavily-annotated copy of V. Propp's "Morphology of the Folktale" and a small stuffed moose.
Have some food!
Have some colored pencils and two generic keys.
'Ere, 'ave a conical hat and a pie.
The conical hat is made from tin foil and duct tape, so it keeps the conspiracy theorists out.
The pie is just this pie, y'know?
Here you have a really small gomamon. Watch out, he bites.
Have some Mary Sue candy!
Thanks for the virtual stuff. I'm hoping you'll see it again soon.
I have a couple of questions. First of all, do both of your agents have to be human (I saw one that was a small lizard man)? Also, where can I post completed missions? I'm pretty sure the Pit of Voles wouldn't like me running around on their site going "Die, Sue, die- oh, shiny!". Are any of these places free, like the Pit? Lastly, if I target a fic, can I tell the charges to the author of the fic to help them fix the fic or write better in the future (except, obviously, annoying the agents)?
Hello! Have a seventeen foot long, multicolored, wool, knit scarf (curly wig not included), and a bag of jelly babies.
Please use them IRresponsibly!
Now a Disclaimer: You do not have to read these things (except the Board Constitution). You do not have to write to be a part of the PPC. Some active and respected PPCer's have never been to the wiki, and quite a few very active and respected PPCer's have not and never plan to write missions. That said, many people have found these things to be useful and/or to answer a lot of the questions that often come up.
* The Original PPC Series, which we assume you've already read.
* The List of Killed Badfic, which will direct you to a large number of non-Original Series PPC Missions.
The Board:
* The Board Constitution
* The FAQ: For the Board
The Wiki:
* We have our very own PPC Wiki
* The very-important-to-read-before-requesting-Permission Permission article
* Our Guide To The PPC
* The Mission Writing Guide
* The Slash-Sporking Guide
* The FAQ: For Newbies
When you are ready to edit the wiki, make sure to read Neshomeh's excellent editing tutorial
And finally, but very usefully,
* The List of Everything PPC
(http://ppc.wikia.com/wiki/PPC_Wiki if you haven't found it yet.) But I'll tell you anyway.
1. Definitely not! Neither one has to be.
2. Most agents choose livejournal. You can also make your own free website with various website makers.
3. No. There isn't a law against this, but we don't do it.
Have a thought balloon and some astronaut ice-cream!
It's always nice to see new people here.
Here, have some Debussy for the road:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LviYYTK6Apw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmD6jYW1_pc&feature=related
Well met, rookie! Enjoy this Big Shiny Distracting Thing as a welcoming gift.
Hi! Have some fudge!
Have a Dramatic Longcoat. Great for posing, as they'll flutter dramatically regardless of if there's wind or not.
Welcome to the board. Have a leather bound copy of the missions of Jay and Acacia.
Don't feed it Sue meat.
Have a pair of socks, useful for when you need another pair to wear or as an improvised weapon!
Fair winds!
Now you can throw BBQ parties!
Welcome, new friend! Help yourself to the sack of venomous arthropods. Don't worry, they don't bite!