Number Lots: I will not travel to AU versions of my canon of origin and bring back my AU copies to flood HQ with an army of clones.
--even if we make the best rock band ever.

Number Lots+1: I will not feature Agent July and Agent JulyFlame on the cover of Sexy Twins Magazine.

Well, more like the first original 50 or so. I'll eventually do them all...eventually...one...by one...

Just go and listen to them. XD Because rules read with a robotic voice sound ten times as awesome.

Fair warning: the file is 10 MB-ish. It's pretty large. D=

http://duty-of-a-fangirl.webs.com/Sound%20Clips/tianatdatppc1.mp3

xxxx. I will stop making "Orkin Maaaaaaan" jokes in front of Agent Orkin. Seriously, that gets old after a while.

xxxx. I am not to persuade nonhuman agents to perform painful and/or embarrassing actions under the guise of Real World "rites of passage".

xxxx. Even if nonhuman characters are either adorable or hideous by human standards, I am not to tell them this to their faces.

xxxx. SCP objects do not belong in HQ.
- Nor do HQ dwellers belong in the SCP buildings.

1. I will not cast Petrificus Totalus on Mary Sues and use them as blunt weapons.
   -Unless I really, really need to.
   
   1244. I will not visit Medical in the hopes of convincing characters from 80s sitcoms to say their catchphrases for me.
   -Or characters from any sitcom
   -I generally won’t pester characters to repeat catchphrases while they’re healing.
   
   1245. I will not sneak up behind Agent Orken and hold an open jar to his ear. It’s just not polite.
   
   1246. I will not disguise myself as Slenderman and stand just off-camera whenever any characters are trying to record something.
   -Nor will I ask to be in their film.
   -Nor will I ask for twenty dollars.
   

1239 - Mini-Tribbles and Klingon agents should not be in the same room together.
1240 - the song 'Friday' is not to be used against Stus or Sues. We have standards.
1241 - I will not call the Sunflower Offical a Sunflora.
1242 - I will not introduce the Flowers to Poison Ivy.

-I will not attack a canon character who canonically harms my Lust Object
--especially if my Lust Object is technically on the "bad" side, here defined as "the side that is trying to kill the protagonist and friends"

(This was brought on by a re-read of the Black Company series. Poor Stormbringer ;_; )

1. I will not take Mjolnir from the Thorverse. No, not even to slay a Sue. I do not want to find out what might happen if the hammer judged me unworthy, and the Flowers don't want to find out what would happen if the hammer judged me worthy.
   
   1238. I will not steal any of Tony Stark's spare suits of Iron Man armor, no matter how shiny they are. Remember, you can't spell "superpowerful maniacal villain" without "PPC." (Yes, we're stretching. Bear with us here.)
   
   1239. I will not wear anything strappy and black, or shiny and purple, around Agent Ithalond. The meltdowns are just getting too embarrassing, and FicPsych has enough work as it is.
   
   1240. I will not tell either Nurse Jenni or (should she come back from the dead/exile) Agent Cameo where Nume is currently hiding. It would be hilarious, but Nume would sulk.
   
   1241. I will not ask Deadpool, even in jest, about what he thought of his appearance in "Wolverine: Origins." Considering how genre-savvy he is, he might actually have an answer. Then he'd kill me.

1231: I will not feed the interns to trolls.
-- Claiming that you are 'training' the interns is not an excuse.
-- This also includes internet trolls.
1232: Mini-nuke launchers are not the answer to everything.
1233: I am not the deadliest SOB in space and will not claim such to other agents.
1234: I am not vengeance.
-- I am not the night.
-- I am not Batman.
-- I am also not Superman.
1235: I will not ask Agent Xericka to 'have a heart.'
-- Or if she has 'heartburn.'
-- Or any manner of heart-related jibes.

1. I will not take the Portal gun out of the Portalverse.
   -Nor will I use it to play pranks on my fellow Agents.
   -Especially if said pranks involve infinite Portal loops.

Especially of 1223. Please, just let there be no Horcruxes for Sues/Stus, or they'll just KEEP COMING BACK. Which would be BAD.