Subject: What about "Friday?" (nm)
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Posted on: 2011-05-16 18:33:00 UTC
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Things I Am Not Allowed to Do at the PPC Part XVIII by
on 2011-05-16 00:47:00 UTC
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- Under no circumstances is any mind-altering creature to be exported from its native continuum.
1221. I will not portal the Bahro Nekisahl anywhere outside Mystverse.
1222. I will not base a stage play off any Bleepfic/Legendary Badfic.
-Nor will I put one on.
1223. I will not make a Horcrux.
- Under no circumstances is any mind-altering creature to be exported from its native continuum.
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Re: Things I Am Not Allowed to Do at the PPC Part XVIII by
on 2011-05-19 12:35:00 UTC
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Number Lots: I will not travel to AU versions of my canon of origin and bring back my AU copies to flood HQ with an army of clones.
--even if we make the best rock band ever.
Number Lots+1: I will not feature Agent July and Agent JulyFlame on the cover of Sexy Twins Magazine. -
Things I Am Not Allowed to Do at the PPC...now with sound! by
on 2011-05-19 01:46:00 UTC
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Well, more like the first original 50 or so. I'll eventually do them all...eventually...one...by one...
Just go and listen to them. XD Because rules read with a robotic voice sound ten times as awesome.
Fair warning: the file is 10 MB-ish. It's pretty large. D=
http://duty-of-a-fangirl.webs.com/Sound%20Clips/tianatdatppc1.mp3 -
Re: Things I Am Not Allowed to Do at the PPC Part XVIII by
on 2011-05-18 01:54:00 UTC
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xxxx. I will stop making "Orkin Maaaaaaan" jokes in front of Agent Orkin. Seriously, that gets old after a while.
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Re: Things I Am Not Allowed to Do at the PPC Part XVIII by
on 2011-05-17 16:25:00 UTC
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xxxx. I am not to persuade nonhuman agents to perform painful and/or embarrassing actions under the guise of Real World "rites of passage".
xxxx. Even if nonhuman characters are either adorable or hideous by human standards, I am not to tell them this to their faces.
xxxx. SCP objects do not belong in HQ.
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Re: Things I Am Not Allowed to Do at the PPC Part XVIII by
on 2011-05-17 16:56:00 UTC
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- Attempting to bring SCP items into HQ could result in [DATA EXPUNGED], including a violent [REDACTED] of urple and bleen flavoured jelly.
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more Things by
on 2011-05-17 02:25:00 UTC
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- I will not cast Petrificus Totalus on Mary Sues and use them as blunt weapons.
-Unless I really, really need to.
1244. I will not visit Medical in the hopes of convincing characters from 80s sitcoms to say their catchphrases for me.
-Or characters from any sitcom
-I generally won’t pester characters to repeat catchphrases while they’re healing.
1245. I will not sneak up behind Agent Orken and hold an open jar to his ear. It’s just not polite.
1246. I will not disguise myself as Slenderman and stand just off-camera whenever any characters are trying to record something.
-Nor will I ask to be in their film.
-Nor will I ask for twenty dollars.
- I will not cast Petrificus Totalus on Mary Sues and use them as blunt weapons.
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Re: Things I Am Not Allowed to Do at the PPC Part XVIII by
on 2011-05-17 00:00:00 UTC
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1239 - Mini-Tribbles and Klingon agents should not be in the same room together.
1240 - the song 'Friday' is not to be used against Stus or Sues. We have standards.
1241 - I will not call the Sunflower Offical a Sunflora.
1242 - I will not introduce the Flowers to Poison Ivy. -
Sorry, I forgot the author (nm) by
on 2011-05-17 00:01:00 UTC
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1238 (I think?) by
on 2011-05-16 23:08:00 UTC
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-I will not attack a canon character who canonically harms my Lust Object
--especially if my Lust Object is technically on the "bad" side, here defined as "the side that is trying to kill the protagonist and friends"
(This was brought on by a re-read of the Black Company series. Poor Stormbringer ;_; ) -
In honor of the more recent films . . . by
on 2011-05-16 17:09:00 UTC
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- I will not take Mjolnir from the Thorverse. No, not even to slay a Sue. I do not want to find out what might happen if the hammer judged me unworthy, and the Flowers don't want to find out what would happen if the hammer judged me worthy.
1238. I will not steal any of Tony Stark's spare suits of Iron Man armor, no matter how shiny they are. Remember, you can't spell "superpowerful maniacal villain" without "PPC." (Yes, we're stretching. Bear with us here.)
1239. I will not wear anything strappy and black, or shiny and purple, around Agent Ithalond. The meltdowns are just getting too embarrassing, and FicPsych has enough work as it is.
1240. I will not tell either Nurse Jenni or (should she come back from the dead/exile) Agent Cameo where Nume is currently hiding. It would be hilarious, but Nume would sulk.
1241. I will not ask Deadpool, even in jest, about what he thought of his appearance in "Wolverine: Origins." Considering how genre-savvy he is, he might actually have an answer. Then he'd kill me.
- I will not take Mjolnir from the Thorverse. No, not even to slay a Sue. I do not want to find out what might happen if the hammer judged me unworthy, and the Flowers don't want to find out what would happen if the hammer judged me worthy.
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Re. 1240 by
on 2011-05-18 05:44:00 UTC
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- Even if Jenni will find out eventually anyway.
- Wait, who is this "Agent Cameo"? I don't remember her.
1XXX. Under no circumstances should Nurse Jenni be allowed in the Doctor Who continuum. We would never get her back out again and it would ruin the franchise forever.
1XXX. I will not put Agents Orken and Ilraen in the same room just to see what—wait—oh, never mind.
- Even if Jenni will find out eventually anyway.
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Re: Things I Am Not Allowed To Do at the PPC by
on 2011-05-16 13:21:00 UTC
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1231: I will not feed the interns to trolls.
-- Claiming that you are 'training' the interns is not an excuse.
-- This also includes internet trolls.
1232: Mini-nuke launchers are not the answer to everything.
1233: I am not the deadliest SOB in space and will not claim such to other agents.
1234: I am not vengeance.
-- I am not the night.
-- I am not Batman.
-- I am also not Superman.
1235: I will not ask Agent Xericka to 'have a heart.'
-- Or if she has 'heartburn.'
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1236 by
on 2011-05-16 15:26:00 UTC
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- If I am in a canon where spontaneous and synchronized song and dance is a regular occurrence, I may not change the canon music to something I like better.
-No, not even if it my partner agrees.
-It doesn't matter how funny their faces would be.
-Should I disregard this, I am not required to be reminded that the following are a shooting offense, Numa Numa, Nyan Cat, anything to do with Vuvuzelas, Caramelldansen.
-If I should Rick Roll them, I will accept any punishment given.
-If I should put the canons up to the daunting task of trying to recreate Thriller or Smooth Crimincal, I had better hope they do it well.
- If I am in a canon where spontaneous and synchronized song and dance is a regular occurrence, I may not change the canon music to something I like better.
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What about "Friday?" (nm) by
on 2011-05-16 18:33:00 UTC
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Only in Glee. At least they'll make it sound good. (nm) by
on 2011-05-16 19:54:00 UTC
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*Criminal >.> (nm) by
on 2011-05-16 15:26:00 UTC
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Oooh...more of these? by
on 2011-05-16 05:10:00 UTC
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- I will not take the Portal gun out of the Portalverse.
-Nor will I use it to play pranks on my fellow Agents.
-Especially if said pranks involve infinite Portal loops.
- I will not take the Portal gun out of the Portalverse.
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Re: Oooh...more of these? by
on 2011-05-16 12:36:00 UTC
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- I will not invite GLaDOS in HQ. While her cakes are probably better than the Cafeteria's, she will kill all of us before we even see them. For Science.
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Speaking of which by
on 2011-05-18 22:55:00 UTC
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- GLaDOS and SHODAN should never meet. Ever. Should I break this rule I'm responsible for dealing with the inevitable killbots they make.
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Forgot to add name. That was mine. (nm) by
on 2011-05-17 09:20:00 UTC
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I laughed waaay too hard at this one. (nm) by
on 2011-05-17 03:02:00 UTC
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Re: Oooh...more of these? by
on 2011-05-16 07:17:00 UTC
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- I will not flood the halls of PPC HQ with Tang.
-Nor will I play 'Komm, Susser Tod' over the HQ speaker system.
RE: 1224. Not even if you promise them cake if they jump through the portal?
- I will not flood the halls of PPC HQ with Tang.
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Addendum to 1225 by
on 2011-05-16 16:17:00 UTC
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- I am also expressly forbidden from removing any LCL from the Evangelion universe
- Even for experimentation.
- Especially if said experimentation involves the Cafeteria.
- I am also expressly forbidden from removing any LCL from the Evangelion universe
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Yay! by
on 2011-05-16 08:08:00 UTC
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- I will not knock the bronies, for they are far more numerous than I might think.
-On that subject, making "Twilight Sparkle" jokes in front of Agent Caleb does not make me witty or clever, nor is it beneficial to my health. If I'm going to rib him about that, I will at least make an attempt to be original.
1227. I will not give coffee to Agent Jack.
-This has never been done before, but I'm sure that Agent Caleb will never forgive me for it.
1228. I will not give ...slayer to Noodle.
-Even if that would be incredibly awesome.
1229. I will not read the fanfic known as "Cupcakes" to Molly Wednesday Rath. Ever.
-It will, most definitely, give her ideas, and then Skyfire and Stormsong will kill me.
1230. I will not attempt to charge Alex Mercer of being a Stu.
-Even if he is one.
-Besides, he'd just kill me and absorb my body and my memories, and then Alex Mercer would know about the PPC.
- I will not knock the bronies, for they are far more numerous than I might think.
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re: 1226 by
on 2011-05-16 22:19:00 UTC
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I have a MLP:FiM mission on the docket relatively soon. It's definitely...special. I'm having trouble figuring out Ian and Lee's cutie marks though.
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I look forward to reading that one. by
on 2011-05-18 01:00:00 UTC
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I've considered MSTing Cupcakes, not because it's a badfic, but because torturing canon riffers would be fun.
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I approve. by
on 2011-05-16 02:43:00 UTC
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Especially of 1223. Please, just let there be no Horcruxes for Sues/Stus, or they'll just KEEP COMING BACK. Which would be BAD.
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Actually... by
on 2011-05-17 05:38:00 UTC
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I'm pretty sure it would be impossible for a Sue or Stu to make a Horcrux in the first place, since they don't have enough characterization to generate a soul. :P