Subject: I come bearing Harmonian horror.
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Posted on: 2011-05-15 18:33:00 UTC
This is already being sporked over at Why, God Why (here's the thread, though you need to be registered to see it: http://www.whygodwhy.org/t2683-robot-harmonian-attack ) but since this is such a godawful piece of tripe, I wanted to see if any of the PPCers were interested in murdering it. I'm sorely tempted to take it on myself, but I already have four other missions on my plate, so here you go:
Fic title: The Last War
Found at: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5997438/1/TheLastWar
Pairing: Harry/Hermione
Offenses against canon: Turning Ron into a violent, drunken abuser who literally murders a baby bird in front of his son; making Hermione a spineless doormat who seems to forget she even has magic; equating Beauty with Goodness; getting Ginny out of the way by making her turn into a fat, ugly Magical Racist; giving Hermione no qualms whatsoever about murdering Ron (no matter how abusive, she's way too chill about it) and destroying his body IN FRONT OF HER KIDS; and a godawful pile of urple prose and navel-gazing.
I'd swear it was a troll or a stealth parody, but the author seems deadly serious. Has anyone encountered this cluster... before? Anyone interested in killing it?