Overall I liked your mission. There were a few places I had some trouble following along with the canon, because I know nothing at all about Warcraft. Other than a bit of vagueness that wouldn't have bothered me had I known canon, I didn't notice any nitpicks.

Oh wait! One. I prefer reading online materials that have a space between each paragraph for ease on my eyes. That's not really a nitpick, though, more a personal preference.

Nice one, I enjoyed reading that!

However, you might want to put the 'change colour scheme' option at the top, as it took a while for me to find it, and white on black is hard to read for some people.

Oh, and I think there might be an error in the last line: "...ignore that Forks, WA wasn't that far from Los Angeles away". Shouldn't that be "...wasn't that far away from Los Angeles"?

Sorry for the nitpicks!

I'm just going to point out an error in the first paragraph...Unless I'm totally wrong, shouldn't "What do you think where badfic comes from?" be "WHERE do you think..."? I'm also pretty sure that there's a few missing commas in various places.
Anyway, just saying.
Again, nice job otherwise! I especially liked the carp-slapping. Heh.