Nice to see you. Stick around a while.

hmm... let's see. Here you go, have a purple hat, A half-dozen ivory keys, and a star for steering tall ships by.

Hope you have a good times here!

Hello! Hi! Aloha! And a bunch of other greetings, most of which are rather illogical and insane!

Fair winds!

Now you can throw BBQ parties!

Heh, nice to meet you! Have a nice time on the board!
Have...um...A femur and a lemur. Don't give the femur to the lemur, though- it'll chew on it.

*gives chocolate*
Here's a snack in case you get the munchies. ;)

Don't feed it Sues or Stus.

Welcome! Here you have a bottle with the seven deadly sinns. Use them wisefully.

Why hello there, new guys are always great to have. =D

I don't know about being an intern, as that's best left to the guys in charge, but it's nice to have a fellow newbie here.

So here; have some Ives for the road:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EU85bUyDPWs

So anyways, I'll be probably taking a month or so of lurking, as was suggested, and my demon will probably be practicing with the nice shiny beam sword he got.

Welcome, new friend! Have a Beam Sword!

Hi, have some fudge!

Have a pet cat, a tinfoil hat and a red gnat.

Welcome to the PPC Posting Board! I hope you remembered your sanity, that is, to leave it at home where it belongs. You'll find you'll have no use for it here. *offers a basket* Have a muffin. Don't worry, I made a few mistakes with the first batch, but I'm pretty sure these ones won't threaten to stab you.

Internship schminternship. Just say hello and act natural, lurk on the board for a month, start thinking about your agents, and ask all the questions you need. We're a friendly bunch, unless you catch us coffee-less. Once your month of lurking is over, just put up your Agent profiles, a link to a sample of your writing skill, and a link to whatever fic you want to tackle first, and our lovely Permission Givers will give you the thumbs-up or thumbs-down.

And relax! You look nervous. Have a free lemming. His name is George and he eats walnuts. I'll leave the others to their pokes and plovers and such.

Have fun!

You do need permission to write a spinoff, and that process is detailed here: http://ppc.wikia.com/wiki/Permission

Other than that, welcome!

*A camera turns on again, and an out of breath demon sits back down* I just realized you do most every kind of canon. I can do, among other things, star wars, Final Fantasy, Super Smash Bros, and Final fantasy if you do those. I apoligize for having to send two application videos.