Subject: Sue blood
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Posted on: 2011-05-02 22:32:00 UTC
Welcome to the board Bluesunnyday and, by extension, Gretalis. I must mention, though, that Sue blood, pure and unrefined, is poisonous in that it could very well turn an agent into a Sue. Your best bet is Water, Sue blood with added caffine. It also has glitter and aura of smooth, though I'm not sure if that's added or is originally found in the blood. Your best bet is the General Store.
(Note: This will be presented as an In Character application process.)
*a camera is turned on, and a humanoid demon sits in a chair in front of the camera*
Okay. So I've heard of your orginization, cleaning up bad fanfics and saving various canons from utter ruin. I would like to apply for... well, an internship I guess? Whatever you want to do with me? I can do mostly lord of the rings, seeing as how I've only really skimmed over what you guys have done, I don't know much about anything else honestly... Which is why I'm applying for more of an internship. Please consider me.
Nice to see you. Stick around a while.
hmm... let's see. Here you go, have a purple hat, A half-dozen ivory keys, and a star for steering tall ships by.
Hope you have a good times here!
Hello! Hi! Aloha! And a bunch of other greetings, most of which are rather illogical and insane!
Fair winds!
Now you can throw BBQ parties!
Heh, nice to meet you! Have a nice time on the board!
Have...um...A femur and a lemur. Don't give the femur to the lemur, though- it'll chew on it.
*gives chocolate*
Here's a snack in case you get the munchies. ;)
Don't feed it Sues or Stus.
Welcome! Here you have a bottle with the seven deadly sinns. Use them wisefully.
Why hello there, new guys are always great to have. =D
I don't know about being an intern, as that's best left to the guys in charge, but it's nice to have a fellow newbie here.
So here; have some Ives for the road:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EU85bUyDPWs
So anyways, I'll be probably taking a month or so of lurking, as was suggested, and my demon will probably be practicing with the nice shiny beam sword he got.
*A camera turns on, and an excited demon sits down among the various things he got from various friendly members of the PPC* Well, I'd like to thank you for accepting me into your orginization. Despite everything though, I may just spend a month or so in weapons training with this beam sword, though I'm really more of a knife person... As well, I figure I should probably tell you a bit about myself. I'm a demon, but I'm like any other human really, except I need to drink about one glass or so of blood a day to stay alive. Sue blood is fine, which is partly why I asked to join, because no one mourns a Sue. Take note that I'm not neccesarily EVIL anymore... I decided being a force of destruction and death wasn't all it was cracked up to be.
And one last thing. My name is Gretalis.
*The camera turns off*
((wait, crap, it's as if I'd posted my profile! Sorry about that. I know about the whole lurking rule. If you see anything sue-ish about him, please let me know.))
Welcome to the board Bluesunnyday and, by extension, Gretalis. I must mention, though, that Sue blood, pure and unrefined, is poisonous in that it could very well turn an agent into a Sue. Your best bet is Water, Sue blood with added caffine. It also has glitter and aura of smooth, though I'm not sure if that's added or is originally found in the blood. Your best bet is the General Store.
Welcome, new friend! Have a Beam Sword!
Hi, have some fudge!
Have a pet cat, a tinfoil hat and a red gnat.
Welcome to the PPC Posting Board! I hope you remembered your sanity, that is, to leave it at home where it belongs. You'll find you'll have no use for it here. *offers a basket* Have a muffin. Don't worry, I made a few mistakes with the first batch, but I'm pretty sure these ones won't threaten to stab you.
Internship schminternship. Just say hello and act natural, lurk on the board for a month, start thinking about your agents, and ask all the questions you need. We're a friendly bunch, unless you catch us coffee-less. Once your month of lurking is over, just put up your Agent profiles, a link to a sample of your writing skill, and a link to whatever fic you want to tackle first, and our lovely Permission Givers will give you the thumbs-up or thumbs-down.
And relax! You look nervous. Have a free lemming. His name is George and he eats walnuts. I'll leave the others to their pokes and plovers and such.
Have fun!
You do need permission to write a spinoff, and that process is detailed here: http://ppc.wikia.com/wiki/Permission
Other than that, welcome!
*A camera turns on again, and an out of breath demon sits back down* I just realized you do most every kind of canon. I can do, among other things, star wars, Final Fantasy, Super Smash Bros, and Final fantasy if you do those. I apoligize for having to send two application videos.