Welcome back! by
The 9th Blue Mage
on 2011-05-04 12:49:00 UTC
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Have some snacks and water!
Welcome back, here's a tall ship. by
Khajidu
on 2011-05-03 10:23:00 UTC
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Fair winds!
Now you can throw BBQ parties!
It's You!! by
Chatvert
on 2011-05-02 02:38:00 UTC
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How are you gentlemen!!
All your Mad Red Hattie are belong to me.
...I regret nothing. If you like, I will be your official guide through the wilds and perils of PPCdom. :)
Just watch out for the ypurs. They bite. Well. Nibble, anyway. ;D
Welcome by
DZ1994
on 2011-04-30 00:07:00 UTC
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Here's a kunai/chain. Good for GETTING PEOPLE OVER HERE a la Scorpion. :P
Hello! by
ReginaTheNinja
on 2011-04-29 17:00:00 UTC
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Hi! Hello! Aloha! And a bunch of other greetings of varying levels of formality and sanity!
Ahoi Thar! by
Tranum
on 2011-04-29 15:29:00 UTC
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Have a conical hat and a mouse!
The conical hat is made of tin foil and duct tape, so it keeps the conspiracy theorists (as well as most physical-based damage) out!
The mouse has got jellyfish DNA, so it glows in the dark!
Welcome! by
Silikat
on 2011-04-29 11:23:00 UTC
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Have a pet cat, a tinfoil hat and a little spat.
Hi! by
Sonne
on 2011-04-29 04:26:00 UTC
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Um... What can I give you that you don't already have? Oh, yes. Have some chipás.
Good to have you a-Board (again)! by
doctorlit
on 2011-04-29 04:23:00 UTC
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Welcome, new friend! Have a deck of enchanted playing cards, which should not be confused with an enchanted deck of playing cards. If any of the cards go missing, don't worry. They'll come back eventually.
Heh. Sounds like something I'd do. by
Gamma
on 2011-04-28 22:49:00 UTC
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Welcome back, have some sharpies and a screwdriver!
Fellow Newbie! Well sorta...hm. What would we call you? by
Karen Elaine DuLay
on 2011-04-28 18:49:00 UTC
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In any case, have a cookie! No, a whole batch! They're burnt, but that just makes it easier to break Sue bones with them! Also, I've sharpened the edges. :D
Hello! by
HerrWozzeck
on 2011-04-28 18:39:00 UTC
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Have a Bengal Tiger! by
WikiMaster
on 2011-04-28 18:26:00 UTC
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Don't feed it Sues or Stus.