Subject: Good to have you a-Board (again)!
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Posted on: 2011-04-29 04:23:00 UTC
Welcome, new friend! Have a deck of enchanted playing cards, which should not be confused with an enchanted deck of playing cards. If any of the cards go missing, don't worry. They'll come back eventually.
Well, hi everybody! Or maybe perhaps hello again? I believe that I have myself an interesting situation.
Back in 2008, I applied for Permission, and if memory serves, I was granted it, but I failed to do anything and simply went away. But now I find myself interested again! I'm not sure how this would be handled, but I'm going to assume that I'm a prospective member again, and will lurk for a month before requesting anything.
Basically, I was here, joined, did nothing, disappeared, and now two years later I'm trying again. It's blank slate time!
Have some snacks and water!
Fair winds!
Now you can throw BBQ parties!
How are you gentlemen!!
All your Mad Red Hattie are belong to me.
...I regret nothing. If you like, I will be your official guide through the wilds and perils of PPCdom. :)
Just watch out for the ypurs. They bite. Well. Nibble, anyway. ;D
Here's a kunai/chain. Good for GETTING PEOPLE OVER HERE a la Scorpion. :P
Hi! Hello! Aloha! And a bunch of other greetings of varying levels of formality and sanity!
Have a conical hat and a mouse!
The conical hat is made of tin foil and duct tape, so it keeps the conspiracy theorists (as well as most physical-based damage) out!
The mouse has got jellyfish DNA, so it glows in the dark!
Hi, have some fudge!
Have a pet cat, a tinfoil hat and a little spat.
Um... What can I give you that you don't already have? Oh, yes. Have some chipás. 
Welcome, new friend! Have a deck of enchanted playing cards, which should not be confused with an enchanted deck of playing cards. If any of the cards go missing, don't worry. They'll come back eventually.
Welcome back, have some sharpies and a screwdriver!
In any case, have a cookie! No, a whole batch! They're burnt, but that just makes it easier to break Sue bones with them! Also, I've sharpened the edges. :D
Here, have some Prokofiev for the road:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9fdVbOJrLS4
Don't feed it Sues or Stus.
KITTY
I will not let the Sues or Stus near it.