Um...hi?

Um...hi? by Incognito on 2011-04-16 05:46:00 UTC

Hallo thar! by Maudlin Hart on 2011-04-27 21:30:00 UTC Reply

*late*
Welcome to the Board! Please deposit your sanity in the provided receptacle. *indicates bucket marked "Warg Fodder"* You shan't need it here.
Have a Bengal Tiger! by WikiMaster on 2011-04-17 16:13:00 UTC Reply

Don't feed it Sueish meat.
Hello! by The 9th Blue Mage on 2011-04-16 23:18:00 UTC Reply

Have some snacks and water!
Heh, welcome to the board! by Gamma on 2011-04-16 19:50:00 UTC Reply

Have a few bookmarks and some streamers!
Sup? by DZ on 2011-04-16 19:43:00 UTC Reply

Here's a crossbow along with some bolts. Have fun! :D
First plover! (nm) by Tawaki on 2011-04-16 19:09:00 UTC Reply
Hello there! by OpinionedAngel on 2011-04-16 16:33:00 UTC Reply

Welcome to the PPC Posting Board! Here, have some chocolate, and please enjoy your stay here!

By the way, friend, what sort of Fandoms do you follow?

Fandoms. by Incognito on 2011-04-16 19:38:00 UTC Reply

Why, thank you for the chocolate!

Mostly video games, but also some books, movies, and TV shows. My favorites are: Kingdom Hearts, the Leviathan book series, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Scrubs, Jak and Daxter, Ratchet and Clank, Sly Cooper, Persona (3 & 4), .hack, The Sandman series, Assassin's Creed, Sherlock Holmes, Mass Effect, inFamous, and so much more.

re: Fandoms by OpinionedAngel on 2011-04-17 14:02:00 UTC Reply

Ah, nice variety, and good choices in fandoms!

You look strangely familiar. by Becky-of-the-drayni on 2011-04-16 15:22:00 UTC Reply

I get the feeling I've seen the sentence "You lot are insanely funny, and there's no place I would rather be a part of than this." in at least two other introductions. Maybe I was just dreaming about deja vu.

Anyway, here's some brownies that age backwards in time. (They revert to forwards once you eat them.) They're only a couple days young, so they should have stopped being stale by now. You might want to get them eaten by next Wednesday, though, or things could get weird.

Really? by Incognito on 2011-04-16 16:09:00 UTC Reply

Hmm...must have been the brownies that did it to you. *Eats one* I've always wanted to know what temporal distortion tasted like.

Greetings! by PoorCynic on 2011-04-16 14:30:00 UTC Reply

Well met, rookie! Please enjoy this marble statue of an unknown Greek demigod as a welcoming gift.
Re: Um...hi? by Antigone68104 on 2011-04-16 13:14:00 UTC Reply

Hi! Have some fudge!
'Allo, 'allo, 'allo! by church2009 on 2011-04-16 13:02:00 UTC Reply

G'day, mate and welcome to the PPC Board! I'd shake your hand, but it's just fallen off!
Welcome! by Silikat on 2011-04-16 11:50:00 UTC Reply

Have a pet cat, a tinfoil hat and a rug (not a mat).

Re: Welcome! by Incognito on 2011-04-16 16:01:00 UTC Reply

Thank you, Silikat. Now I can get rid of that big ol' rat! You should see it, it's really fat.

Re: Welcome! by Silikat on 2011-04-16 17:36:00 UTC Reply

Did you see where it was sat? Try getting it with a bat.

Welcome, here's a tall ship. by Khajidu on 2011-04-16 09:04:00 UTC Reply

Fair winds!

Now you can throw BBQ parties!
Good to have you a-Board! by doctorlit on 2011-04-16 08:12:00 UTC Reply

Welcome, new friend! Have a pair of nose-and-mustache glasses.

Whew by Incognito on 2011-04-16 15:59:00 UTC Reply

You came just in time. My old pair was stolen by the only thing sneakier than I; a cab driver.

Greetings! by Pretzel on 2011-04-16 06:02:00 UTC Reply

Welcome to the Board. I present unto you a Frying Pan of DOOM ^TM, a plushie Companion Cube, and a shoebox full of cookies of your choice of flavor.

Re: Greetings! by Incognito on 2011-04-16 15:57:00 UTC Reply

Ooh, look-it, a Companion Cube! Is it safe to assume that it won't knife me in the back when I'm not looking? Thanks for the cookies as well! *Grabs frying pan and starts singing Gir's "Doom"™ song.*