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Welcome to the Board! Please deposit your sanity in the provided receptacle. *indicates bucket marked "Warg Fodder"* You shan't need it here.

Don't feed it Sueish meat.

Have some snacks and water!

Have a few bookmarks and some streamers!

Here's a crossbow along with some bolts. Have fun! :D

Welcome to the PPC Posting Board! Here, have some chocolate, and please enjoy your stay here!

By the way, friend, what sort of Fandoms do you follow?

I get the feeling I've seen the sentence "You lot are insanely funny, and there's no place I would rather be a part of than this." in at least two other introductions. Maybe I was just dreaming about deja vu.

Anyway, here's some brownies that age backwards in time. (They revert to forwards once you eat them.) They're only a couple days young, so they should have stopped being stale by now. You might want to get them eaten by next Wednesday, though, or things could get weird.

Well met, rookie! Please enjoy this marble statue of an unknown Greek demigod as a welcoming gift.

Hi! Have some fudge!

G'day, mate and welcome to the PPC Board! I'd shake your hand, but it's just fallen off!

Have a pet cat, a tinfoil hat and a rug (not a mat).

Fair winds!

Now you can throw BBQ parties!

Welcome, new friend! Have a pair of nose-and-mustache glasses.

Welcome to the Board. I present unto you a Frying Pan of DOOM ^TM, a plushie Companion Cube, and a shoebox full of cookies of your choice of flavor.