Welcome to the Party! by
Adamantine
on 2011-04-10 03:39:00 UTC
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Have a large red flower that lets you throw fireballs, a shining star for steering tall ships by, a dented full helm, and a handful of pocket lint.
Hello Newbie! by
OpinionedAngel
on 2011-04-09 21:23:00 UTC
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Welcome to the Board! Here, have some chocolate, end enjoy your stay!
Ahoi thar! by
Tranum
on 2011-04-08 14:47:00 UTC
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Here, have a conical hat and a tea biscuit!
The conical hat is made from duct tape and tinfoil, so it's conspiracy-theoristproof. The tea biscuit is just this tea biscuit, y'know?
Re: Um, hi. by
Antigone68104
on 2011-04-08 12:26:00 UTC
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Hi, have some fudge!
Actually, for being dragged into that self-insert Suefic, have a second plate :) .
Welcome, here's a tall ship. by
Khajidu
on 2011-04-08 12:02:00 UTC
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Fair winds!
Now you can throw BBQ parties!
Good morning! by
Teddy Leach
on 2011-04-08 10:41:00 UTC
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Have this watering can and this sheet of A3 paper!
Have a Lioness! by
WikiMaster
on 2011-04-08 10:17:00 UTC
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Don't feed her Sues or Stus.
Heya! by
Silikat
on 2011-04-08 07:27:00 UTC
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Welcome to the Board, delicious friend! Have a pet cat, a tinfoil hat and a purple bat.
Hello! by
E.M.S.
on 2011-04-08 04:34:00 UTC
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I've just been welcomed myself. Please, take this hat. It's just your style.
Hello! by
The 9th Blue Mage
on 2011-04-08 04:09:00 UTC
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Here, have some snacks and water!
Good to have you a-Board! by
doctorlit
on 2011-04-08 03:25:00 UTC
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Welcome, new friend! Have a poisoned shuriken! Just don't touch this edge here, where--Ah! Ouch!...Oh dear...
*sound of body hitting floor*