Subject: Welcome, Welcome!
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Posted on: 2011-04-10 03:14:00 UTC
Nice to have you with us. Here's a shining star for steering tall ships by, a large fish tank for keeping fish in, a pretty rock for looking at when you're bored, and a small lizard that I found in the grass outside.
Hello Everyone!
I'm Ne Chin a.k.a Nechinia. I've been snooping about for a while now, and finally decided to join up. Make my presence known, I guess? I enjoy any fic that catches my eye, but mostly video games, books, and the occasional film fic or two. I tend to get easily angry about Resident Evil fiction though. Honestly, they're running/fighting for their lives. When are they going have time for a quick shag? Erhm...Yes, so hello everyone.
Nice to have you with us. Here's a shining star for steering tall ships by, a large fish tank for keeping fish in, a pretty rock for looking at when you're bored, and a small lizard that I found in the grass outside.
Do you want some food and water?
About those kind of fanfiction, you got a point there.
Here! Have some hamburgers, buns, BBQ sauce, and grilling utensils! Now you can have barbecues on your tall ship!
Now I don't need to go shopping, Thank You!BBQ Party on the tall ship, all welcome!
Welcome, newbie, have this packet of jaffa cakes!
Jaffa Cakes! Yesss, I've been craving some lately.
Don't feed it Sues or Stus.
Thank You. I happen to have goats, and sheep, stocked up for this very reason.
Here, have a conical hat and a croissant!
The conical hat is made from tin foil (to keep out the conspiracy theorists), and duct-tape (to make it indestructible*!)
The croissant is just this baked good, y'know?
*Conical hat not bulletproof, fireproof, or zombieproof
Safety hat...check
Croissant...che-wait, what?
Actually, its pretty tasty... Thank You.
Welcome to the Board! Here, have some chocolate, end enjoy your stay!
Chocolate is wonderful, Thank You.
Fair winds!
Now you can throw BBQ parties!
Yo Ho Ho! I shall name her...I don't know. You said bbq party, and all thought blew away.
Hello! Have a pet cat, a tinfoil hat, a cricket bat and an umbrella hat.
I have cream for the cat, hooks for the hats, and bag for the bat. Thank You.
Welcome to the PPC Posting Board! As a fellow newbie, here is a giant muffin (you choose the flavor)!
Lemon Poppy, please and thank you! *eyes muffin, then looks behind her* I'm gonna need a bigger truck.
Welcome to the Board!
Hi, have some fudge!
Fudge? D-Did you say Fudge? Cause Fudge is good.
Welcome, new friend! Have a vial of T-virus!
* accepts said vial whilst wear a hasmat suit* Thank You!
Welcome. Please accept this set of miniature robotic Zombies, Zmobies, Zambies and Zobmies. They are each one and a half inches tall. Generally they just shuffle and mill about.
And I agree about RE fics. Survival horror is not a genre that lends itself to fast-paced physical relationships.
I gratefully accept! I do love robots! Living dead robots are even better.us
Right? Whatever free time they get, it suure as hell is going to be used wisely. I'm tired of "and Leon got tired of Ada running, so he boinked her through the floor."
Welcome to the board!
...I think I got first poke! Yay! *pokes you*
...*squeaks* Sorry, I swallowed a piece from a chew toy..