Re: Welcome, here's a tall ship.

No Subject by Nechinia on 2011-04-04 21:06:00 UTC Reply

Hello Everyone!

I'm Ne Chin a.k.a Nechinia. I've been snooping about for a while now, and finally decided to join up. Make my presence known, I guess? I enjoy any fic that catches my eye, but mostly video games, books, and the occasional film fic or two. I tend to get easily angry about Resident Evil fiction though. Honestly, they're running/fighting for their lives. When are they going have time for a quick shag? Erhm...Yes, so hello everyone.

Welcome, Welcome! by Adamantine on 2011-04-10 03:14:00 UTC Reply

Nice to have you with us. Here's a shining star for steering tall ships by, a large fish tank for keeping fish in, a pretty rock for looking at when you're bored, and a small lizard that I found in the grass outside.
Greetings! by The 9th Blue Mage on 2011-04-07 01:14:00 UTC Reply

Do you want some food and water?

About those kind of fanfiction, you got a point there.
Welcome! by Jacer on 2011-04-06 02:24:00 UTC Reply

Here! Have some hamburgers, buns, BBQ sauce, and grilling utensils! Now you can have barbecues on your tall ship!

Re: Welcome! by Nechinia on 2011-04-06 09:51:00 UTC Reply

Now I don't need to go shopping, Thank You!BBQ Party on the tall ship, all welcome!

Hello you! by Teddy Leach on 2011-04-05 22:01:00 UTC Reply

Welcome, newbie, have this packet of jaffa cakes!

Re: Hello you! by Nechinia on 2011-04-06 09:48:00 UTC Reply

Jaffa Cakes! Yesss, I've been craving some lately.

Have a Bengal Tiger! by WikiMaster on 2011-04-05 16:13:00 UTC Reply

Don't feed it Sues or Stus.

Re: Have a Bengal Tiger! by Nechinia on 2011-04-06 09:47:00 UTC Reply

Thank You. I happen to have goats, and sheep, stocked up for this very reason.

Ahoi Thar! by Tranum on 2011-04-05 13:06:00 UTC Reply

Here, have a conical hat and a croissant!

The conical hat is made from tin foil (to keep out the conspiracy theorists), and duct-tape (to make it indestructible*!)

The croissant is just this baked good, y'know?

*Conical hat not bulletproof, fireproof, or zombieproof

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Re: Ahoi Thar! by Nechinia on 2011-04-06 09:45:00 UTC Reply

Safety hat...check
Croissant...che-wait, what?
Actually, its pretty tasty... Thank You.

Hello! by OpinionedAngel on 2011-04-05 13:00:00 UTC Reply

Welcome to the Board! Here, have some chocolate, end enjoy your stay!

Re: Hello! by Nechinia on 2011-04-06 09:41:00 UTC Reply

Chocolate is wonderful, Thank You.

Welcome, here's a tall ship. by Khajidu on 2011-04-05 10:32:00 UTC Reply

Fair winds!

Now you can throw BBQ parties!

Re: Welcome, here's a tall ship. by Nechinia on 2011-04-06 09:40:00 UTC Reply

Yo Ho Ho! I shall name her...I don't know. You said bbq party, and all thought blew away.

Heya! by Silikat on 2011-04-05 07:35:00 UTC Reply

Hello! Have a pet cat, a tinfoil hat, a cricket bat and an umbrella hat.

Re: Heya! by Nechinia on 2011-04-06 09:36:00 UTC Reply

I have cream for the cat, hooks for the hats, and bag for the bat. Thank You.

Hey there! by ThatLeaf on 2011-04-05 05:29:00 UTC Reply

Welcome to the PPC Posting Board! As a fellow newbie, here is a giant muffin (you choose the flavor)!

Re: Hey there! by Nechinia on 2011-04-06 09:34:00 UTC Reply

Lemon Poppy, please and thank you! *eyes muffin, then looks behind her* I'm gonna need a bigger truck.

Hi! by Sylibane on 2011-04-05 00:08:00 UTC Reply

Welcome to the Board!

Re: Hi! by Nechinia on 2011-04-06 09:32:00 UTC Reply

Thank You very much!

Re: No Subject by Antigone68104 on 2011-04-04 23:55:00 UTC Reply

Hi, have some fudge!

Re: No Subject by Nechinia on 2011-04-06 09:32:00 UTC Reply

Fudge? D-Did you say Fudge? Cause Fudge is good.

Good to have you a-Board! by doctorlit on 2011-04-04 21:35:00 UTC Reply

Welcome, new friend! Have a vial of T-virus!

Re: Good to have you a-Board! by Nechinia on 2011-04-06 09:30:00 UTC Reply

* accepts said vial whilst wear a hasmat suit* Thank You!

Greetings by Phobos on 2011-04-04 21:25:00 UTC Reply

Welcome. Please accept this set of miniature robotic Zombies, Zmobies, Zambies and Zobmies. They are each one and a half inches tall. Generally they just shuffle and mill about.

And I agree about RE fics. Survival horror is not a genre that lends itself to fast-paced physical relationships.

Re: Greetings by Nechinia on 2011-04-06 09:28:00 UTC Reply

I gratefully accept! I do love robots! Living dead robots are even better.us

Right? Whatever free time they get, it suure as hell is going to be used wisely. I'm tired of "and Leon got tired of Ada running, so he boinked her through the floor."

Hallo! by Gamma on 2011-04-04 21:22:00 UTC Reply

Welcome to the board!
...I think I got first poke! Yay! *pokes you*

Re: Hallo! by Nechinia on 2011-04-06 09:23:00 UTC Reply

...*squeaks* Sorry, I swallowed a piece from a chew toy..