Erm. Hello.

Erm. Hello. by Safireix on 2011-03-28 05:59:00 UTC

Well, Hello! by Adamantine on 2011-03-29 23:48:00 UTC Reply

Wow, a spork! It's so... shiny!

Anyway, have a star for sailing tall ships, a can of dehydrated water, and... well, I'm out of vorpal swords, so have a Snickers snack.

And if you get those references, you may kick me.

Re: Well, Hello! by Safireix on 2011-03-29 23:52:00 UTC Reply

Well, you amused me, but since you offer... -kicks you-
-ahem-
`Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.

"Beware the Jabberwock, my son!
The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun
The frumious Bandersnatch!"

...Yeah, I know it by heart. =_=
And yee! Terry Pratchett is one of my favourite authors. =3

That one I deserved. by Adamantine on 2011-03-31 23:22:00 UTC Reply

I suppose that'll teach me to make multi-layered references. I was actually trying to reference a scene from a Dresden Files book and completely forgot that the scene itself references Jabberwocky. Not that I can really complain, since Jabberwocky is awesome too.

"And as in uffish thought he stood,
The Jabberwock with eyes of flame
Came whiffling through the tulgey wood,
and burbled as it came."

Oddly enough, I've also got it memorized.

Re: That one I deserved. by Safireix on 2011-03-31 23:33:00 UTC Reply

-laughs sheepishly- Oh. Sorry. I need to read those. xD

It's a great poem. One of (I think) two that I have memorised, the other being The Raven by Edgar Allan Poe (my favourite poem). If pushed I can probably remember more, but off the top of my head that's it.

"One, two! One, two! And through and through
His vorpal sword went snicker-snack
He left it dead, and with its head
He came galumphing back"
...Yeah, okay, I'll stop. =P

Hello! by Silikat on 2011-03-29 07:29:00 UTC Reply

Welcome to the Board! Have a pet cat, a steel rat, a tinfoil hat and an overly large gnat.
Greetings! by The 9th Blue Mage on 2011-03-29 01:02:00 UTC Reply

Here, have some snacks and water! You might need get hungry or thirsty while you're lurking!
Behold the Newbie! by Sonne on 2011-03-29 00:47:00 UTC Reply

Hi there! Take a piece of bread; it's homemade.
Good to have you a-Board! by doctorlit on 2011-03-29 00:05:00 UTC Reply

Welcome, new friend! Help yourself to a venomous arthropod. Don't worry, they ~~don't~~ bite!
First plover! by Tawaki on 2011-03-28 22:40:00 UTC Reply

Let's see if the Board actually accepts the post this time.

It did. (nm) by Tawaki on 2011-03-28 22:40:00 UTC Reply

*sniffs Newbie, and strokes chin* by L'Homme Arbre on 2011-03-28 22:14:00 UTC Reply

Well well well. I was wondering when we'd get to see you. SttQ spoke very highly of you indeed; if you're half the writer she says you are, I for one will be more than satisfied. Have a fuzzy scarf for thy pains.

P.S. Which department are you thinking of putting Agents in, if any?
Welcome, brilliant author! by Gamma on 2011-03-28 21:51:00 UTC Reply

I read Fade to Black and loved it!
Have a few mechanical pencils and a disposable camera, they're sure to come in useful at one point or another!
Hello New Lurker! by OpinionedAngel on 2011-03-28 14:36:00 UTC Reply

Welcome to the Board! Here, have some chocolate, and enjoy your stay!

Don't worry, I don't bite... much.
Ahoi Thar! by Tranum on 2011-03-28 13:50:00 UTC Reply

Have a conical hat! It's got tin foil and duct tape in it, so it keeps the conspiracy theorists out and deflects bullets!*

*conical hat does not actually deflect bullets.
Re: Erm. Hello. by Antigone68104 on 2011-03-28 12:29:00 UTC Reply

Hi, have some fudge!
Have a Giant Cake! by WikiMaster on 2011-03-28 11:10:00 UTC Reply

No occasion, just felt like giving one.
Oh! Hello! by Aster Corbett on 2011-03-28 10:36:00 UTC Reply

Here, have a hat. It's knit from only the finest spun pelts of Cute Animal Friends.

Sure to keep you warm in the coldest of soul-wrenching badfic.
Welcome! by Teddy Leach on 2011-03-28 10:34:00 UTC Reply

Hey there! Have this... *rummages around in his pockets* This drink coaster!
*waves* Hello. by Jacer on 2011-03-28 09:26:00 UTC Reply

You have undoubtedly by now received a notification of my subscription to your sequel, if FF isn't messing up alerts. :D

Pleased to meet you, I'm Calyn. At least on FF. Here I am Jacer. Obviously. Dur.

Ooh. Sporks. *takes spork*

Here! *throws a package of hamburgers, package of buns, bottle of barbecue sauce, and grilling utensils at you* Go have a BBQ on that tall ship of yours.

Unless you're vegetarian. In that case, they are veggie burgers.

Have fun!

Re: *waves* Hello. by Safireix on 2011-03-28 17:44:00 UTC Reply

Yep! I got it last night. ^^ It made me feel fuzzy.

And thank you for the BBQ materials. They shall be put to good use. -shifty eyes-

(I already think I'm going to like it here xD)

Welcome, here's a tall ship. by Khajidu on 2011-03-28 08:32:00 UTC Reply

Fair winds!

Now you can throw BBQ parties!